glibc devs been vibe coding since the 1990s
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 11-Apr-2025 10:44:54 JST Andrew Kelley
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 11-Apr-2025 10:44:54 JST Andrew Kelley
ominous
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 09:12:44 JST Andrew Kelley
What if we made advertising illegal?
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-2025 13:43:43 JST Andrew Kelley
github used to be pretty stable, now it's very glitchy all the time
how's that pivot to AI going
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 11:27:53 JST Andrew Kelley
ah, yes, `void *mustbezero_2`. we've all been there, amirite
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 09:55:38 JST Andrew Kelley
oh god, I fell behind by a couple days and now I've been doing 100 cards per day with no new lessons and still the debt keeps growing
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 10:59:19 JST Andrew Kelley
@feld thanks, I read the paper just now and it helped me to understand why some measurements were favorable and others not - specifically the pattern of one thread allocating and another thread freeing in my simple design will result in ever-growing RSS
I know I "should" start with the paper but for me papers are too boring until I've already tried from first principles
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 09:11:38 JST Andrew Kelley
last night I had an idea for a fast multi-threaded allocator, whipped it up, and at first glance it outperforms glibc.
need to do some more testing, but it's looking good so far
it's only 212 lines of code!
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 05:04:43 JST Andrew Kelley
@indutny this one tickled me last week:
やば!「返信ください」がタイプミスでオートコレクトされて「変死してください」になってた。
Yikes! "Please reply" was mistyped and autocorrected to "Please die unnaturally."
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 06:46:43 JST Andrew Kelley
feels like every day, 10 things are added to my life's "todo list", and I get 1-2 things done.
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 08:05:39 JST Andrew Kelley
@sobeston @kristoff some Americans claim to not love ranch on their pizza however they are in denial and just trying to act cool
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 15:39:49 JST Andrew Kelley
@cnx I'm sure it's an inevitability, hoping to eek out a few more years before undergoing that suffering
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 14:54:23 JST Andrew Kelley
@bluegreenandfree @ct_bergstrom if you say people were a mistake, you've become the villain
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 13:28:25 JST Andrew Kelley
@regehr for a moment I was confused why there was a picture of my hand in my feed
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 13:24:07 JST Andrew Kelley
thanks I hate it. inb4 users start a pointless meta discussion about the proper way to mark something a bug on github
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 13:24:06 JST Andrew Kelley
meanwhile they still can't even display big diffs. this diff was hand written, not machine generated, and yet the machine can't even display it
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 15:49:08 JST Andrew Kelley
@regehr I almost didn't graduate because of crap like this, it really sucked the credibility out of the entire university system. Especially since I was barely scraping by, paying my own way through college, and then what is my money going towards? Between being told that every C++ instance has its executable code copied for every method, being assigned UML diagrams by profs that obviously had never written a line of code in their life... ASU CS program was a shit show
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 17:17:50 JST Andrew Kelley
how do you manage YOUR memory, coward?
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 15:27:18 JST Andrew Kelley
> Running chat programs and social media apps is mind-bogglingly expensive
why would a chat program be expensive? it's a good example of how computers can do something cheaply IMO
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Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2025 05:09:57 JST Andrew Kelley
Really nice SDL3 package for Zig: https://github.com/castholm/SDL
Writeup from the author: https://ziggit.dev/t/sdl3-ported-to-the-zig-build-system-with-example-games/7606?u=andrewrk
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