Notices by BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)

@fesshole I've been known to.

@fesshole Get him a 4x4x4, then. If he's spent the many hours necessary to learn to do the 3x3x3 in underva minute, he'll no doubt enjoy the challenge.

@fesshole There was a time when I'd have decried the waste but honestly, a lifetime of paperbplates is probably the climate equivalent of like, one Tomahawk missile.

@fesshole You're not going to get better at something you hate and you'd have had to in order to keep up. Bet you hate admin as well.

@vagina_museum While obviously still not a good idea, an unsolicited, self-rendered, dick pic in oils might at least class it up a bit, I suppose. 😁

@fesshole How often are you dawdling in a public toilet enough that you'd even recognise what someone in a rush sounded like?

This sounds exactly what someone still on X thinks humour should sound like.

@fesshole It's a pretty good rhythm to that one...

@fesshole They appear first in *your* algorithmic search rankings.

@fesshole You didn't even do a shit in the corner? Come on, OP. This is Fesshole, FFS.

@fesshole I bet his teacher is giggling about it, too.

@fesshole

@fesshole This is propbably a good idea. But to make sure you're doing this in a proper, Fesshole-y way, you'll need to keep a chart next to the loo with water saved and a 'score' for each flush.

@fesshole It's a good practice. I do the same. And I do a big tidy up at the start of a new project.

Except I pretend I'm Tony Stark, reconfiguring my workshop like in Iron Man 2. Or 3. Or whichever one it is.

@fesshole Now, this is an abuse of the planning system that I can 100% get behind.

@fesshole why would you be embarrassed about any of these things?

@fesshole something about nuts

@fesshole bollocks.

@fesshole You don't hear the word 'grundies' enough these days. Likewise 'gruds'.

@fesshole sounnds like he had lucky escape.

@fesshole Fuck Minecraft. I did the same but it doesn't last forever. They get onto better games, eventually. And hey - at least it's not sodding Roblox.