Notices by BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Oh, yes. Every time.

@fesshole I used to be but they're all Trump supporters, which has ruined it for me somewhat.

@fesshole Definitely don't try and tell her after her private tennis lessons. Her instructor's not super-chill.

@fesshole I used to wear a black button-up shirt and smart black jeans to work every day. This happened to me a lot. I'm about as useful as any member of staff in B&Q and used to go there on my lunch breaks often to get DIY supplies. I helped a lot of people find things. I like to think some of them left nice reviews about me. 😆

I was of no use to people in Asda.

@fesshole You've raised a better man then yourself. That's something, I guess.

When he finds out, he's going to fk'n despise you, btw.

@fesshole I had to do this. The memory of it motivates me to be a better dad, tbh.

Of course, this means the day that I get a plain card with no writing on the front on father's day will be fucking devastating.

@fesshole Ha! I did this a few times as a mature masters student. The only people ho spoke to me were the professors and visiting lecturers. It was great!

@fesshole This is 90% of AI, even now.

@fesshole It's literally the only reason I did Yoga for so long. But hey, if it gets you motivated and you're not a dick about it, who gives a shit.

@fesshole Tricky.

Usually, "The wife" would mean I'm on her side automatically.

But I fucking hate wall-hung plates, as a matter of principle.

I think you might deserve each other.

@fesshole It can't be a third. Even if it's a couple a day, you'd be going through ~500 men a year with things stuck up their arses.

1 a week, I'd believe.

@fesshole good for you.

@fesshole we must hear you. You'll never find a more supportive community than on here.

@fesshole Bollocks. I do most of own plumbing because most domestic plumbing's pretty doable, if you're DIY minded (no disrespect, plumbers of the world. You're all too busy to change my tap, anyway). I've plumbed-in maybe half a dozen toilets.

It's very obvious what the 2 flush modes do (half flush/full flush). The problem is that there's no universal standard for how the buttons are mounted.

Take your cistern cover off and spin the button round to what makes sense to you.

@fesshole If that thing's got a battery, you might be in serious trouble.

@fesshole Fucking hell. 😂😂😂😂

@fesshole Need a coke spoon at Summer festivals? OP's got you covered.

@fesshole Convinced myself I coined the phrase "arsehole" when I was about 7 or 8. Nearly fell off my chair when I finally saw Beverly Hills Cop.

@fesshole You did the right thing. Let them introduce you to their shit, now. You'll feel better for it and new music is the greatest.

I'll admit I could have done without my daughters' One Direction phase, mind you.

@fesshole Does anybody know what their real voice sounds like?