I knew my finance was the one to marry when we were lay in bed one Sunday morning, she looked at me lovingly and said "I should probably introduce you to my farts" wrapped the duvet over my head and farted like a sad trombone.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 05:25:16 JST Fesshole 🧻
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 06:10:27 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Such interesting behaviour from your capital. Also, what is this national obsession with farting? Is it all those beans you have for breakfast?
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 00:28:21 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
@fesshole Fucking hell. 😂😂😂😂
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