Notices by Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social), page 4

@xgranade I regret to inform you that I have seen that word used... in earnest 😭

People from Twitter mocked us mercilessly for the word ‘toot’ but now they are all over BlueSky begging people to ‘reskeet’ things, and I am cringing myself into dust.

Kinky London people: which munches are still running these days? Gimme dates for the new year, links etc if you have them!

#kink #London

Top 3 fantasies in 2024:

3. Bondage
2. Threesome
1. Getting a same day appointment at the doctor and when you turn up the doc says ‘oh yes everything’s awful isn’t it? Lot of that going around. Here’s a prescription for a single pill that will make everything OK once more.’

I’m getting teary over Star Trek quotes.

(This is from Generations, thanks @JMSeaborn)

Sometimes love just needs to be declared.

I’m clearly hormonal because I almost had a little cry about this on the train.

Call centres need to stop playing me MINUTES of automated messages telling me to visit their website. If I'm calling you, it's because your website cannot help. That is the only situation in which I would ever ring ANYONE other than my Mum.

#Cyclists! Are these kinds of foldable helmets safe? And are there any available that are cheaper than 90 quid?

https://wearenewlane.com/products/flip-clip-helmet #Cycling #Bikes

Oh baby, I assure you, I've tried both #kinks and misogyny is *definitely* filthier.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kink-for-misogyny/ (Smutty link)

"BUT JK ROWLING IS BAD TOO"

Yes, she's a bigot. I don't think any of you are planning to get her words tattooed on your body any time soon, are you?

The fact that you're all mentioning *the same woman* does sort of imply that you haven't understood what I was trying to say.

It's OK for women to point out that a shocking and disappointing number of men we have previously admired turn out to be sexual predators, actually. That's OK for us to mention. We're allowed.

Important note!

Some men would like me to remove the criteria 'is a man' from my post about how men in positions of power or influence seem to disproportionately turn out to be sexual predators/wrong 'uns, and therefore maybe you shouldn't get their words tattooed on your body.

Here is my response: jog on 👍

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never get quotes from someone’s work tattooed on your body if the person you’re quoting is

a) still alive
b) a man and
c) in a position of power or influence

👍

"Everyone who objects to this ‘trial by media’, I urge you to fight for a trial by… trial!"

This time last year, we found out some things we already knew about a man who had never been shy about admitting his abuse in public. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-hear-again/

I got a mention in the FT!!

😭 😍

@pandorablake oh no are they getting you as well? I’m so sorry. This merry go round is tiring af.

You will never in a million years guess which post Patreon has decided to spank me for today.

@BethanyBlack that is a surprisingly high stat!!

@BethanyBlack this is boss 😂

Came THIS CLOSE to putting a kiss at the end of a text to my plumber. I just have a lot of love to give, ya know?