Notices by Craig P (craigp@mastodon.social), page 2

@ryanhoulihan Oh! I think they'll like that too.

@ryanhoulihan My only question is what I call my they/them sister's kid.

Like they/them is obvious, but what's the neutral of nephew/niece...

@ryanhoulihan Singular they/them is such a weird and revealing hill to die on.

@silverwizard Every kid is different...

@silverwizard Stormworks. It's supposed to be about building rescue vehicles, but all the DLC has been... not about that...

I was testing an automated oil rig. I think my overflow valves might not work right...

Each "?" is an oil spill warning.

And for some reason, the whole thing is now radioactive as hell.

... HOW?

@silverwizard if you do buy golden cables, buy white ones and set the light to yellow. It's cheaper!

@silverwizard IMO, this is the only true use of voice chat.

@silverwizard Neil Breen's movies take some effort. They're definitely better in a group, because they are slowwwwww, but if you don't pay attention, you'll miss the parts where they get bizarre.

Browsing the federated feed sure is funny. It's like

WARNING WARNING THIS PHOTO HIDDEN BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A GAZE

WARNING WARNING THIS PHOTO HIDDEN BECAUSE IT HAS A BUG IN IT

Here, have some unmarked, uncensored fetish porn.

WARNING WARNING PICTURES OF FOOD

@grumpygamer ... I can't eat burgers!

@aeva Yeah, you already surpassed him with your first four words.