Notices by Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital), page 3
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-2024 13:12:40 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Imagining some shitlib with a time machine trying to pull a "kill baby hitler" type thing but they're going back to try and make sure harry potter doesn't get popular to ensure jk rowling doesn't get a platform. Hijinks ensue as a 2024 shitlib tries desperately to explain to their nearest ideological analogues of the late 90s - early 2000s that actually being a crossdressing, self-mutilating pervert is in fact completely normal and must be defended at all costs -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:33:36 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. ESG doesn't come without costs. But you can accept those costs at a much lower impact to your financial ratios. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:33:19 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. The smaller companies that *are* doing it and *doing it succesfully* are probably not very volatile though.
>several reasons to repurchase that aren't directly manipulation, and one good reason is if you feel your stock is under valued.
Doing a buyback to effect this is manipulation though. If you are likely at that point, your company is probably pretty stagnant. If you are a smaller company, it's probably better to put that money into diversifying for the ling term. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:31:35 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. I don't know how an action directly taken by a company to directly impact stock price *isn't* manipulation. If you think it's undervalued and you do a buyback to increase the value, that is by definition manipulation -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:31:34 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Investors also don't only look at the face value of a stock when determining what to buy. If you do the buyback just to increase face value and/or eps but it's still low volatility you're only going to attract investors who are looking to offset a large, or even appropriately-sized risk appetite -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:16:27 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. If you are *taking a loan* to do buybacks that is a red flag. You *can* swing that but that is not a good idea. Unless you *want* that debt, but there are better ways to do that. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:16:15 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Off the top of my head, I would assume it's because of afformentioned planning to control market share. There could be some other reason, but again, they're a big enough company with a lot of momentum that could probably get away with something like that. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:16:14 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. >By choosing big annual buybacks over larger dividends, Apple keeps things flexible—it’s like having an option open rather than committing to ongoing payments that don’t respond to how well the business does each year.
Yeah, it's momentum then. Apple is the first company to be valued at >1 trillion. If they fell sufficiently below that, this would not be a sustainable strategy whatsoever. This is something that would not work for a smaller or more volatile company, period. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:01:04 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Depends on how big of a blunder it is. Violation of fiduciary duty has a fairly high bar. That said, if you fucked up bad enough, you probably would be replaced -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 07:00:42 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. It's literally either a move entirely from desparation (which is punished by people dumping) or it's done by stable companies to manipulate market share. If it's the latter, there usually isn't much punishment because titans of industry capable of pulling off such a move can typically bank on momentum. -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:56:19 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. >immediately punished
What do you think that "organic price correction" is -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:50:06 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. The price organically self-corrects because it's an artificial inflation.
Are you taking this position out of rote opposition to boomerman? -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:45:27 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. >why would you use legal tender for a transaction, a heavily regulated one no less
Gee I dunno lemme do some research on this one -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:42:49 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Company I work for has done one (1) buyback while I was there. We:
-did not have spare cash just lying around we 'did not know what to do with'
-it was pretty explicit, at least internally, it was to inflate the stock price -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:42:01 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. >you plow your cash into a stock buyback because you have no other use for it.
Who the fuck told you this lmao
Go get a refund from them -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:31:31 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Can you elaborate on that -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:31:30 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Why not -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:31:26 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Ok, "not everyone who is against Israel in the West is a pedophile"
Your turn -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:31:25 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. See? Was that so hard? -
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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 06:24:35 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. >talking shit to Waldbrand a while back
Good lord what was that even like