Notices by Ami Angelwings (ami_angelwings@urusai.social), page 4

@waitworry @MostlyHarmless onlyclothes

We should all go back to flip phones and mp3 players and cute little digital cameras where we brag about how much crappy digital zoom we got

Stop being basic, embrace being a cat

Instead of saying "sorry for your loss" say "meow meow meow meow meow" and then eat food

@waitworry there was a time when i was just reading everything in graphic novel form b/c it was at my library, like shakespeare, greek mythology, famous books, even YA stuff like Twilight and Max Ride, and I said it was like consuming everything as a milkshake

@waitworry turning everything into a drink is like making everything an anime

@waitworry the twilight graphic novel is really weird b/c it's drawn in a similar art style as FF8 and everybody looks like somebody's OCs from a FF8 fic or something, also the artist made the characters look like they actually like each other so it's a form of terrible-writing-laundering I think

anyway the artist was pretty good, I hope she got more work that wasn't like, drawing Final Fantasy Twilight

we had a perfectly good internet and now we gave it anxiety

@waitworry in the future we will never be able to access anything b/c nobody will be able to pass a captcha and then we'll all die of starvation as nobody can communicate and supply chains are shut down and the doors to your home won't open

there's a new anime next season that's like House M.D. but if House was an anime girl and presumably not a bigoted jerk, and you have no idea how excited i am for that

https://myanimelist.net/anime/58600/Ameku_Takao_no_Suiri_Karte

if you inflate a catboi they become a catbuoy

we should have never taught corporations how to use the internet should have just lied to them and said "the internet is down" whenever they wanted to learn

@babe @lurkjay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrkUDm9pnIw
THERE'S MORE OF THESE!? D:

@dalias @mcc there are very few wealthy fundies that are such true believers they will actually throw money down a black hole and won't also try to profit from religion

@mcc @dalias @petrillic don't they mostly make money through artifact smuggling

@dalias @petrillic @mcc no that's joanne with an e, this is joann without an e (for evil i guess)

@petrillic @mcc Joann, clearly, she even signed it

@waitworry incidentally it's funny that your entire household messaged me about this with 3 different responses across the spectrum of knowing things to not knowing things like I'm Goldilocks

@waitworry wise

i need to talk to somebody who knows things

I don't like being able to remember every bad thing that's ever happened to me