Notices by Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social), page 6

@Dtl @girlonthenet my dining table is the absolute worst for this, I’m sure it’s 90% legs

@rbairwell yep

@girlonthenet I’m “medically clumsy” and during lockdown I broke toes on 3 occasions. Now at home I wear “safety slippers” which are essentially trainers

Landlord’s served notice. We spent the last year trying to find somewhere suitable and nothing’s been available. As we’re both disabled I’m contacting citizen’s advice to see if they can help. I can’t get a mortgage until next March or I’d be looking to see if we could buy somewhere.

Neutral Milk Hotel sounds like the first half of an info sec’s master password

@hugh you wouldn’t believe the effort to go back in time, sneak into the studio and change that on the master

@hugh yep, same.

I’m sure I’m not the last person to know this, but you know that bit right at the end of Mr Blue Sky by ELO, the last bit where the mechanical voice goes “Mi-ster Blue Sky-y”

It actually says “please turn me over” because it was the last track on that side of the album.

Forgot my headphones today, so I’m having yo listen to the music they pipe in to the gym. It’s making it way more difficult to focus on my shit, and I find myself seeing other people’s bad form, a thing I can normally ignore.

@lnr you can buy it on your phone and watch on your PC, no one will stop you!!

@Madeleine2018 it’s working again

@Madeleine2018 thanks looks like the site’s crashed from too many people clicking the link, I’ll message the company whose site it’s on

It’s pride month, so obviously if you don’t buy my live stand-up special for a tenner from https://www.gofasterstripe.com/bet then I’ll just have ro think you’re a bigot, and neither of us wants me to think that.

@patrick_h_lauke @catmachine even if you don’t need to reinstall and you don’t have the online verification turned off I’d seen reports of it deauthorising

@catmachine they emailed to say they’re revoking the license on all the copies they ever produced of all their software over the coming weeks, even if you did have it registered it would deauthorise

Well done to everyone telling me that this camera angle makes him look like Mickey Mouse, you are all very good at spotting the joke.

@Vaniaji congratulations on spotting the joke

@RobinFriend congratulations on spotting the joke 😁

@cybeej congratulations on spotting the joke 😁

Compared to Trump Rishi Sunak’s had a pretty good day