Top 3 fantasies in 2024:

3. Bondage
2. Threesome
1. Getting a same day appointment at the doctor and when you turn up the doc says ‘oh yes everything’s awful isn’t it? Lot of that going around. Here’s a prescription for a single pill that will make everything OK once more.’

I’m getting teary over Star Trek quotes.

(This is from Generations, thanks @JMSeaborn)

Sometimes love just needs to be declared.

I’m clearly hormonal because I almost had a little cry about this on the train.

Call centres need to stop playing me MINUTES of automated messages telling me to visit their website. If I'm calling you, it's because your website cannot help. That is the only situation in which I would ever ring ANYONE other than my Mum.

#Cyclists! Are these kinds of foldable helmets safe? And are there any available that are cheaper than 90 quid?

https://wearenewlane.com/products/flip-clip-helmet #Cycling #Bikes

Oh baby, I assure you, I've tried both #kinks and misogyny is *definitely* filthier.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kink-for-misogyny/ (Smutty link)

"BUT JK ROWLING IS BAD TOO"

Yes, she's a bigot. I don't think any of you are planning to get her words tattooed on your body any time soon, are you?

The fact that you're all mentioning *the same woman* does sort of imply that you haven't understood what I was trying to say.

It's OK for women to point out that a shocking and disappointing number of men we have previously admired turn out to be sexual predators, actually. That's OK for us to mention. We're allowed.

Important note!

Some men would like me to remove the criteria 'is a man' from my post about how men in positions of power or influence seem to disproportionately turn out to be sexual predators/wrong 'uns, and therefore maybe you shouldn't get their words tattooed on your body.

Here is my response: jog on 👍

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never get quotes from someone’s work tattooed on your body if the person you’re quoting is

a) still alive
b) a man and
c) in a position of power or influence

👍

"Everyone who objects to this ‘trial by media’, I urge you to fight for a trial by… trial!"

This time last year, we found out some things we already knew about a man who had never been shy about admitting his abuse in public. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-hear-again/

I got a mention in the FT!!

😭 😍

@pandorablake oh no are they getting you as well? I’m so sorry. This merry go round is tiring af.

You will never in a million years guess which post Patreon has decided to spank me for today.

@BethanyBlack that is a surprisingly high stat!!

@BethanyBlack this is boss 😂

Came THIS CLOSE to putting a kiss at the end of a text to my plumber. I just have a lot of love to give, ya know?

I just think it's fun to be reminded that not only are humans pretty cool and brave and badass, making it to the literal moon with technology that was less advanced than the phone you carry in your pocket, but that at least part of that was held together by work that was 'TEMPORARY - I HOPE HOPE HOPE'.

I have quite a big problem with pubs that put up big signs warning you about spiking then... make you leave your drinks on a random, unsupervised table while you go outside to smoke. Can I call bullshit on this pls?

Fun fact: the code which took Apollo 11 to the moon is available on github https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/master/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L179

And if you look through it you'll see that - joyfully - it also includes original comments.

My absolute favourite thing about the Moon Code is that it includes comments like this: "TEMPORARY - I HOPE HOPE HOPE"