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Notices by Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social), page 2

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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 01:13:54 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Three things in life are certain:
    - death
    - taxes
    - if I tell Toyboy I'm having a tough time, he will always offer to send me donuts

    (I never accept the donuts, but I always enjoy the offer)

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 22:02:58 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    If I’d read more tales like this when younger, not only would I have felt less alone when the same things happened to me, I’d have had the confidence to say ‘no’ a bit more often.

    #ICYMI, yesterday's blog...

    https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/talk-yourself-out-of-a-fuck/

    #Dating #relationships #sex

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 17:01:25 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Oh for fuck’s sake

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/114004428801284512

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      Ars Technica (@arstechnica@mastodon.social)
      from Ars Technica
      Attached: 1 image ChatGPT can now write erotica as OpenAI eases up on AI paternalism ChatGPT relaxes prohibitions on sex and "gore" generations while maintaining guardrails. https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/02/chatgpt-can-now-write-erotica-as-openai-eases-up-on-ai-paternalism/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 17:01:24 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    in reply to

    A lot of people saying ‘ah but human erotica is better, so it will be OK!’ and I’m so sorry to say I don’t think it will be. Using computers to write porn (or any art) is never part of a noble quest to Make Better Art. It is a quest to make Passable Art That Generates Money. It will suck the money (and attention) from sites/books/videos created by people. The soul gets drowned out by the slop.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 10:55:54 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Top fantasies in 2025:
    1. Threesome
    2. Bondage
    3. Someone pinning you down and entering you really slowly while whispering into your ear ‘hey, don’t worry, everything’s OK. It’s 1999 again.’ And as you reach powerful climax you realise actually yes they’re right. It’s 1999 again . The jeans on the bedroom floor are Criminal Damage ones, your boyfriend smells like Joop!, and everything’s gonna be OK.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 07:48:14 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    I met a parrot today yay!

    She did not like me one single bit lol!

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 07:04:46 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Winter is the best time to learn this incredible trick to blow your partner's mind in bed.

    Entirely non-sexual. Just magic.
    https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-weird-trick-to-blow-their-mind-in-bed/

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      One Weird Trick To Blow Their Mind In Bed
      from Girl on the net
      There aren't any sex tricks guaranteed to blow their mind in bed, but if you're looking for ways to impress, I don't know anyone who wouldn't like this one.
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 22:58:25 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    "I find it hard to tell men they’ve hurt me because saying it aloud makes me feel like a silly little girl."

    This time in 2023, I started articulating a problem that I still haven't come even vaguely close to solving. lol.

    https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/comedy-or-tragedy-fall-stranger/
    https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/comedy-or-tragedy-fall-stranger/

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      Comedy or tragedy? In which I fall for a stranger | Girl on the Net
      from Girl on the net
      I reckon this might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever written! ENJOY the ride as I fall for a stranger and learn some stuff about boundaries.
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 21:41:24 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    in reply to
    • Rich Felker

    @dalias please see this, by @dee https://social.treehouse.systems/@dee/113951197290994295

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      dee, love and enby (@dee@treehouse.systems)
      from dee, love and enby
      @bastetfurry@mastodon.social @girlonthenet@mastodon.social the law is shit, but countries with reciprocal extradition agreements in place will do so if an equivalent law is on the books in both countries. "equivalent" here has a very loose definition and isn't worth arguing about if you're not a lawyer who argues it. the online safety act creates personal liability for the officers of a company that isn't compliant, and so this breaks things like using a limited company to act as a shield. the most trivial way to de-risk all this bullshit is to geoblock the UK... I say that as a UK user who will be inconvenienced by a geoblockade and yet find it the only reasonable reaction that those who run services throughout the US and Europe should take... as those are the countries with the most reciprocal agreements with the UK, it is all crap, but since we're at the point of "this is the law, now we're moving to how to enforce"... just block the UK and be done with it.
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 21:34:31 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    This is important, and you should pay attention if you enjoy any kind of erotic media whatsoever - including sex blogs (COUGH COUGH).

    When Ofcom starts to enforce the Online Safety Act in the UK, the *quickest and easiest* way for most of us to comply is to geoblock UK IP addresses.

    So come the summer, in the UK, if you wonder where all the porn has gone, the answer is it's still there you're just blocked from seeing it.

    https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/113946328663502700

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      Neil Brown (@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk)
      from Neil Brown
      Question: is geoblocking the UK an acceptable alternative? Ofcom: we want UK citizens to enjoy access to a wide range of online services. We do not want people to block the UK market. **If a service feels that the best way to comply is to geoblock the UK, that is sufficient to meet the regulations.** #OnlineSafetyAct
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 07:02:50 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Everyone I’m drinking with was born in the nineties. They just ripped the piss out of me for using email. I hate the future.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2025 02:05:26 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    I’m a feminist but... I let the guy in the DIY shop mansplain to me in the hope that he’d give me a discount.

    (He did! £10 off! 🥳)

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2025 02:05:23 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    in reply to

    A man on BlueSky has kindly mansplained that the DIY guy probably meant well.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2025 02:05:22 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    in reply to

    I find it fascinating when dudes do this - I'm the one they follow, so I'd assume they have some level of respect for me (or at the very least, believe that I can move about the world with a modicum of awareness and competence). AND YET! When I have an interaction with a stranger they do not know and will never meet, their instinct is to leap to the defence of that stranger.

    Misogyny is assuming that any random man is more correct than any woman (even one you respect/like).

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 02:19:19 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    Reminder that you've got until end of January to do an annual Patreon sub at the max discount (and they've increased how much I can discount now so that's 20% off). Come join the team and get ad-free audio in your podcast feed plus a tonne of bonuses https://www.patreon.com/c/girlonthenet

    In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      Get more from Girl on the Net on Patreon
      audio erotica
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-2025 17:15:18 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    If you ever get the chance, you should board the Thames Clipper heading Eastbound from central London. Get on the boat at Embankment or somewhere near there. Sit outside at the back, if the weather is right for it.

    Point out landmarks (St Paul’s! The Globe! The Shard! HMS Belfast!) and sip cans of your favourite drink as you carve a path through the city that 99% of visitors (and residents) never think to take.

    And then... 🧵

    In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 01:42:04 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    • Neil Brown

    I think our industry (and my blog for sure) would be significantly poorer without the amazing and heroic @neil - I am always so blown away by how generous he is with his time and advice <3

    (his opinion on Crossrail is highly questionable though, ofc)

    In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 22:42:15 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
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    Oh SORRY. Would it hurt your VPN BRAND if you were associated with EROTIC MATERIAL??

    In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 22:42:15 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net

    You have GOT to be SHITTING me.

    In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 09:36:59 JST Girl on the Net Girl on the Net
    • mollysdailykiss

    Read this post, the first comment, and @Mollysdailykiss's BLISTERING reply.

    I punched the air. GO MOLLY.

    https://mollysdailykiss.com/2025/01/11/peri-menopause-nights/

    In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      Peri-menopause nights - Molly's Daily Kiss
      from https://www.facebook.com/mollysdailykiss
      Peri-menopause night anxiety is a thing and not a fun thing. Some thoughts on that and the beautiful winter weather we have been having.
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