Notices by Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC (lordcaramac@discordian.social)

@skinnylatte I would get a rice cooker if I knew where to put it. Fortunately, I have figured out a method of cooking huge amounts of rice in the microwave, and the resulting rice is indistinguishable from that which comes out of a rice cooker. My microwave is rather large though.

You just need a huge microwave pot. Put in the rice and the water, microwave it at 100% for about five minutes, then at 50-60% for twenty more minutes (if your microwave has around 800W power output).

I haven't mentioned it yet, but I have adopted another kitten. Gigi will probably find employment as a barn cat, she hates humans. I have never been the target of so much hissing as in the few weeks she spent with me. The new kitten, Momo, seems to like humans, although she's still a bit shy after only two nights over here.
Last night, she was hiding under my bed but talking to me.

"Mew."
"Hello Momo."
"Mew."
"Momoooo."
"Mew."

Every now and then, she would come out from under the bed, run around, look at me, look at things, look at me again, and vanish under the bed again.

So sorry, no photos yet, she's not staying in one place for long enough. Maybe I can catch a video eventually.

@youronlyone @autistics Well, in my case it is obviously due to my use of scientific terms. I'm a university dropout, I didn't graduate because I had a mental breakdown and a major depressive episode, but before that, I studied Physics, Computer Science, Mathematics, and a bit of Anorganic Chemistry. I'm also interested in other fields of science, so I read a lot of publications on Biology, Astronomy, Climatology, etc.

I started reading popular science books at the age of 5. People called me "Little Professor". Well, I'm a universal dilettante, I'm not a specialist, more of a Renaissance person, trying to get a rough overview of the overall shape of all human scientific knowledge.

@youronlyone @autistics I've been accused of being an LLM several times, mostly on Mastodon. In conversations, people have tried to prompt inject and jailbreak me, LOL!

@youronlyone @autistics It also happens quite often when I talk to people IRL that they think I'm quoting from a book I have memorised.

@eyesonly @Seeker @MeierSchulze Ich bin schon seit Kindertagen immer mit Brille auf der Nase unter der Dusche oder in der Badewanne, denn ich bin seit meiner Kindheit extrem kurzsichtig. Allerdings kommt in den letzten Jahren die Altersweitsichtigkeit dazu, ich bin im Ergebnis zwar immer noch sehr kurzsichtig, aber in der Nähe etwas weniger als in der Ferne, weswegen ich jetzt eine Gleitsichtbrille brauche, -8 Dioptrien in der Ferne und -7 in der Nähe.

#kallisti #aiart #degenerativeart #elektrodada #fnord #kallisti #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #GoldenApple #thishashtagintentionallyleftblank

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon That's obviously a shape-changing dragon.

@hellomiakoda @anubiarts My first Linux came with fvwm

@hellomiakoda @anubiarts I love KDE, I have loved it since version 1.0. I wish I could give it a hug.

@peterbreuer.bsky.social Die UN muß dringend raus aus den USA. Das Hauptquartier sollen die mal besser nach Kanada oder Mexiko verlegen, wenn es schon in Nordamerika sein muß, NYC befindet sich in einem Land, das nicht mehr sicher ist.
Und wenn das UN-Hauptquartier nicht mehr in den USA ist, kann man auch direkt mal beschließen, daß es keine Vetomächte mehr geben soll. Wenn die UN nicht einfach komplett untergehen und irrelevant werden will, dann muß sie Zähne zeigen können, auch den USA gegenüber.

@bpb Das Problem war von Anfang an dieses: Geschlossene Plattformen, welche einer einzelnen Firma gehören, die Profite abwerfen soll. Das war der Geburtsfehler von Social Media. Als noch viel Konkurrenz war und experimentiert wurde, war vieles großartig, aber seitdem geht es bergab.
Was es braucht, sind offene Protokolle für dezentralisiertes soziales Netzwerken über Domaingrenzen hinweg. ActivityPub ist nur ein Beispiel dafür.

Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites
https://www.404media.co/nasa-dei-drop-everything-executive-order/

@skinnylatte Such a good kitty 😻
My cat died today 😿

@kami_kadse @anze Magnificooooooo

@futurebird I am pretty sure we are experiencing the beginning of the end of the Industrial Age, and its downfall will be horrible. No divine power will come to save us. We need to build the foundations of a new society while there's still some time left, before everything becomes too chaotic.

@dalias @slothrop AI is just a research field of computer science, the part where we try to solve complex problems for which humans need their intelligence with computers. There has been a lot of progress in a small part of AI research lately, Machine Learning (ML), not because of any fundamentally new breakthroughs but because computers are finally powerful and available data collections finally big enough. All those huge proprietary models are quite impressive but actually not that useful, but there are much smaller, often more specialised, open source AI projects that anybody can run on a big PC or workstation at home or in the office without the need for a computing centre. Even AI training doesn't necessarily need a big computing centre, it's possible to use systems like BOINC instead where anybody who's interested in seeing a certain open source AI model finished could just donate CPU and GPU cycles, running a tiny part of the training process on their own computer.

@dalias @slothrop The problem is not AI but who owns it. I think intellectual property is an abomination anyway, everything immaterial that can be infinitely copied at marginal cost needs to be free for everybody to use, copy, and distribute however they like. All the nonconfidential data should be in the public domain, freely available, all software should be free and open source, all designs for all material goods should be in the public domain so anybody can build a copy of anything without having to obtain a license. In fact, private property should not exist, everything should belong to everybody, no rich or poor people anymore, no countries or borders, just a planet of eight billion equals. The very idea that anybody can own anything they can't carry around in a bag needs to die. The very Earth on which we live doesn't belong to any of us, we belong to her, we're part of her, just like all the other organisms since the very first cell.
The invention of property in the late Stone Age was a step in the wrong direction. Intellectual property is where it all becomes completely absurd, how can you own anything that anybody can copy? The current AI hype is just a bunch of techbros trying to seize all the I.P. and make it theirs forever in order to become the Cyberlords of Technofeudalism since the end of Capitalism is already on the horizon. Using their own laws to defend the I.P. of citizens against the corporations is not going to work since I.P. has always been a tool of the capitalists. Instead, we need to dismantle even physical property, nobody gets to own anything but a few personal possessions, everything else belongs to everybody, we need to restore the commons, abandon forced competition, and create cultures of cooperation and sharing where everything is free, both free as in speech and free as in beer, where money or markets don't rule our lives anymore.
There aren't any moderate futures left, the only futures still open to us are radical.

@randahl No, you got it all wrong, it is Ukraine which must be defeated so it can become a part of Russia again, which will make Putin happy. And making Putin happy is important.

@Uair @Pistolenkind You wouldn't believe what we could see on TV in Europe in the 1980s to 2000s, especially French, Italian, and German channels. We had amateur striptease shows like Tutti Frutti. We had uncensored erotic movies on TV, just no hardcore porn (which basically meant no genital close-ups, no erect penises, no visible penetration, there was a lot of 1970s softcore porn that ran completely uncensored). After 2200h, a lot becomes possible on TV, and after midnight, things get really wild.
Of course, we had a lot of gratuitous nudity in advertising back then. There were ads with nude women hugging computer hardware in IT magazines.
In teen drama series, you could see a pretty young actress topless at teatime every once in a while. If it was just a (not too big) pair of tits, and if it didn't remain on screen for more than a minute or so, it was perfectly fine. I don't know how it is now because I basically stopped watching TV on a regular basis around 2008.
I also remember newspapers having the same arguments over and over the day after every nude scene on afternoon or early evening TV. And every time a fictional criminal investigator used some dirty word. Must we expose our children to all this nudity, and can we allow a police officer to use foul language on TV? However, advertising was just advertising, and sex sells, so you basically only read anything critical about them in EMMA and other feminist zines.