Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 15

when you're not only in close contact with your inner child but she's also a little bit of a demon

#caturday

suddenly aspiring to be a particular kind of ex-wife

this is how I wish to be addressed, going forward

I met Ray Bradbury when I was seven. He said I was a little weird and he told me to go out and get weirder.

me: he died of natural causes

detective: you pushed him off the roof

me: gravity's natural

great news I've just discovered my next hobby 🦕😊

Thank you for reading this and for considering giving support. I'm mortified but really at the limits of what I can do alone.

My extended family has recently been hit by devastating losses in both Lahaina and in the North West Territories. The people I'm responsible for has just increased from 3 to 7 more who have lost everything but each other and are now living with me.

In this chaos, my laptop has been irreparably broken. All
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ok but does this come in human sizes

@MugsysRapSheet if you held a string up in the air like that and let go, it would collapse. The tension in the plastic is holding it up.

identifying WAY too closely with this piece of string 😄😢

biblically accurate cat

dear god please let trump try to escape prosecution by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine

"twitter is in good hands"

jack dorsey, 2023

twitter is rebranding as X and my only response to that is Y

oh they're just screwing with us now

Fox Mulder has joined the picket line. And he Believes

What if Schrödinger's box had a third option

Inigo Montoya has joined the picket line 😊

You're deep in the woods. Suddenly you hear the opening notes of Michael Jackson's Thriller. And then

whenever my boss says "think of the big picture" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth and nothing he says seems important or even relevant so this tactic has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying