Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 16

Regrets, I've had a few

air quality so toxic it's just been appointed to the supreme court

Exactly this.

thinking of getting a medicalert bracelet that simply states: AVENGE ME

God I love a hotel room with two queen beds for one person. I get an "eating a cheeseburger in front of the TV bed" and then a nice clean "sleep bed." The height of luxury and decadence imo

currently in a battle for my soul against CAPTCHA which is demanding I identify a truck as a car but I WILL NOT

no one told me how great it would be to have a cat hanging out on you, purring away. it's so relaxing. like ASMR, but tactile. the vibrations go into your ears, sure, but also into whatever body part they're perched on ?❤️. mini massage! I love it

be ungovernable

when you're cute af but you still demand respect

be right there, just finishing my to-do list

finally, a map that speaks the truth ?

US toilet paper patent 1891, showing, officially, how it's supposed to be hung ?

me: *screaming into the abyss"

the abyss: this could have been an email

I love moss and I love frogs and I just discovered the cutest thing in existence: the Vietnamese moss frog ?

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