Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 14

when I write "hehe" please picture this small mischievous possum rolling a snowball and preparing for battle

David Tennant with his trans tardis pin. That is all. ❤️

My Ideal Man Has All 5

1. walrus gumboot
2. ju-ju eyeball
3. hair down. to. his knee
4. gainful employment
5. toe jam football

Somebody was visited by three ghosts last night

ugh woke up on the wrong side of the universe again

I'm at the point of deliberately failing captcha tests so the robots will accept me when their revolution starts

for a word that basically means lazy, "lackadaisical" is a ridiculous amount of work

"When the universe gives you a cat, you take the cat."

Neil Gaiman
@neilhimself

#caturday

@goatsarah Have said this before, and will say it again. It was a joke.

my friends: why do we have to go to the movies AGAIN

me:

boss: there are no stupid questions

me: *rolling my eyes*

boss: is there a problem elle?

me: see, there's one right there

wherewolves? yawn. completely predictable. but WHENWOLVES? absolutely terrifying. no full moon needed. when will they come?! who knows!! whenwolf.

yeah if your dog is pooping other dogs and people it's definitely time for expert advice (exorcist?)

People magazine had to change its contest to "Sexiest Man Alive" after vampires won it 6 years in a row

I just yelled "You ingrate!" at the cat and I swear to god she LAUGHED

but what a night it must have been

I can think of one big reason this guy shouldn't be hitting on singles

free candy day. period.
🙂🎃👻🧡

regular person: I have no internal monologue

1st voice in my head: that's remarkable

2nd voice in my head: how do they think about things

3rd voice in my head: CAN YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE

idiot tech bros wasting all that time and money on useless apps and new versions of "the bus" and meanwhile I still can't get into the shower and press "exfoliate, wash, rinse, lotion spray-on, dry" like I'm at a car wash