Notices by Bruce Halperin :vbike: (brucehalperin@sfba.social)

Some pics from the first electric #Caltrain open to the public leaving from #SanFrancisco!

My neighbor’s “definitely not a crack house” doormat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the doormat.

@kingrat @scott https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaurants/article/restaurant-junk-fees-exemption-bill-19497214.php?utm_content=img&sid=58593c002ddf9c13c357e4ba&ss=P&st_rid=7f44cab3-7249-48af-91e4-05a124b0774d&utm_source=marketing&utm_medium=copy-url-link&utm_term=features&utm_campaign=article-share&hash=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2ZjaHJvbmljbGUuY29tL2Zvb2QvcmVzdGF1cmFudHMvYXJ0aWNsZS9yZXN0YXVyYW50LWp1bmstZmVlcy1leGVtcHRpb24tYmlsbC0xOTQ5NzIxNC5waHA%3D&time=MTcxNzcyMDc1NzU1Ng%3D%3D&rid=N2Y0NGNhYjMtNzI0OS00OGFmLTkxZTQtMDVhMTI0YjA3NzRk&sharecount=Mw%3D%3D

@burritojustice @kingrat the strike will leave a Smokin' crater

Every person in every car in this photo could fit in one single BART car

The new Google Maps color scheme is truly atrocious

@signaltap it’s so bad that it might make me switch to Apple Maps permanently

@signaltap I mean, it’s just objectively better

@w7voa The judge ruled that he did engage in insurrection, but that the 14th amendment doesn’t apply to the office of the president, which is preposterous. It says “any office or trust under the United States or any state”.

@mattly just throw a negative sign in front of the Unix timestamp?

@georgetakei The House Jan 6 committee did the same thing. There are plenty of things to criticize about the GOP’s sham impeachment inquiry but imo this isn’t one of them.

EXIT A BEAR @burritojustice https://onemileatatime.com/news/bear-escapes-iraqi-airways-boeing-737-cargo-crate/

It took less than a week for the K-71 posts to be completely smashed on Valencia

I’m excited to share that I’ll be starting a new position as Lead Software Engineer at Disney next week!

Today I saw an SFPD cop giving out traffic tickets, which I’m fairly certain has never happened before

(1/5) I asked #ChatGPT to write about the differences between bubblesort and quicksort in iambic pentameter 👇

@movation @georgetakei @aclu The New York Times already has ongoing litigation over this footage. I imagine they will amend their complaint or bring a new motion in light of this nonsense.