Notices by :jan:‍:abreath:🌬️:dandelion: (crazypedia@pagan.plus)

so, in last night's episode of "well that's a sign", before going to the bar, my partner decided to talk to their cards about it because it because they didnt want to go because they've been legit hiking all week and tired and its a bit of a walk to the bar, but they'd already been nudged elsewhere to get out rather then stay inside that night.
Well, while shuffling, what pops out but the Hermit, and clearly lands revered. :hermit_tarot_card: :unoreversecard:
They stop shuffling, i cant stop from laughing, exasperated double-checking takes place. Generally speaking the reversed hermit is an encouragement to go out and seek connection, which was the exact word they had used earlier when trying to decide what to do that evening. Another "look, we choose this path" joke, and off we went to the bar.
We had a really good time, a connection was missed, but we're working on it :ablobsmile:

Anyway, tune in, listen, find out what you're working with. The signs are there. :blobwitchtea:

@RamenCatholic @otterlove
Or if you asked that particular engineer:
"Yeah way ahead of you! I thought the same thing but it turns out the menu options are locked but there's an overflow bug and the short version is I put a program on the least used menu option on the ship that will instead give you one to the top 10 most ordered items on the ship. It's great... Usually, unless you get keyracel white, for some reason."

"Wait, what's the least ordered replicator item?"

"... Liver and onions, ferengi style" :trek_ferengi:

@SarraceniaWilds
Shitposter: *hits vape, exhales* "yeah, I've seen some wild stuff in my time. Marketing campaigns targeting off-grid grandmas in Saskatchewan, Company mascots that wouldn't be allowed within 500 meters of a grade school, Careers on fire over a mistaken CC. And all those moments will be lost to the cache buffer, like fake news in the global timeline. Want a meme?"

@RamenCatholic but really I can imagine Americans being convinced to just tear open a can of spam and take a bite out of it. You just got to make it trendy enough...

@RamenCatholic they did but the litter from all the open empty spam cans sharp lids just on the floor in the mall made them close the store :blobspam:

Also, what timing 😆 history of spam https://youtu.be/XdYjy4RENtI

@RamenCatholic you've been visited by the weed fairy :WeedFairy:

Just going to appreciate this #Monsterdon the monster is the the horrors of the human body and yeah big agree

One of the fun things about the weekly #monsterdon poll is that you dont have to watch the movie, you can just vote to inflict the worst of the list on us. And then laugh as the groans and nonsense comes streaming by every sunday. Some really interesting screenshots and hot takes in there too sometimes. I wonder what's going on on screen right now to elicit THAT reaction... maybe i should watch along next week...
https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/114733616001403657

Ooohh and creepy claymation robots too 🤖 🤖

#monsterdon

@jwildeboer fedizens?

@cwebber ooohh I just picked up no man's sky again after a long time away and this reminds me of some of the music in that :comfymusic:

Since there's apparently not much dialogue to this week's #monsterdon, I'll be putting on the original #Minecraft soundtrack to go over top of this I guess 😂

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

No wait

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

So, anyone want to watch a real movie after this?

#Monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

This movie could have been a picture book

#monsterdon #NoDialogChallenge

This picture book

#monsterdon #DraculaPrisonerOfFrankenstein

Startingnoff with Monster and tank battle, promising!
:godzilla: :comfypopcorn:

#monsterdon

So the movie opens with Godzilla falling into an Arctic crevasse and they drop a mountain on him.
This movie could have been a tictok

#godzilla

@cwebber full of letters?