Notices by abracadabra holmes (nosmaharba@mastodon.world)

@jeffjarvis
Bezos makes +16 Billion/yr.
The Washington Post costs less than 1.25% of his Net Profits/yr.

It's a PR expense. Losses mean nothing.

It's important to stop thinking of major newspapers as "News Organizations"

They aren't.

They're Oligarch Marketing Departments.

They're funded the same way billionaires maintain Politician Bribery slushfunds.

#USPolitics #WashingtonPost #NYTimes #LATimes

"Trump is Dirty" isn't an October Surprise

An October Surprise would be "his supporters care"

#USPolitics

Is it too early to ask JD Vance who he's chosen as Vice President?

#Politics #weknowwhaturplanning

@salgood this is how tomatoes became fruit

@lowqualityfacts
and "goooood stretch"

@darnell there are reports that the F-35 base was "completely destroyed"

Undoubtedly hyperbole, but the large-scale destruction appears real

@BillMcGuire @Hey_Beth I think she was. She wrecked him 😄

@Hey_Beth @BillMcGuire I think so too. Very early on she took his responses "serious" and didn't start openly laughing at him until she knew she had him.

@benny @lednaBM @BenAveling
Lmao
Your god actually did "Forbid" letting go of past prejudices.
It's in the 1st part of your book.
🙏

@benny @BenAveling @lednaBM
*religion helps you survive in a world where religious people will murder you if you don't claim to believe the same stupid shit as them*

Fixed it for you.

@benny @lednaBM @BenAveling
Define "literature"

Ps. I live in the very heart of the dimwitted bible belt. We've had the "Right" to tattoos for about 20 years now...so "Thanks Jesus!"? L.O.L.

@benny @lednaBM @BenAveling
It does.
It's very helpful to witness actual evidence of what your churches do when given power.

Lucky you if you're in a place where nobody cares what religion you are.

@jeffowski my answer to all 4 is meh

I just wanna point out there was a State Judge caught masturbating during trials (15 times) and he's a goddamned saint compared to Clarence & Samuel
#SCOTUSINDISTRESS

Question for #ITProfessionals
When I switch to airplane mode to avoid NYTimes paywalls, does it still register them a <click>?

you can answer privately if you're unsure of the morally questionable nature of a response.

Conservatives don't really care who DipshiT chooses as his Vice President - As long as Liberals are disgusted, they're happy.

Know your enemy.

@tmstreet @GottaLaff
Quick update: MSNBC won't have Ronna now.

I imagine their Journos all threatened to walk.

Now we see if NBC follows suit or stays chummy with an insurrectionist.

@GottaLaff
step 2: seize all his assets (including SpaceX)
step 3: give satellites to NSA. Sell neuralink to Privatized Prison enslavement camps

@jeffowski and Russia has a lot more value when it thaws out