Notices by purple 👊✊💨 (purple@nya.social), page 15

@icedquinn@blob.cat if i wanted to "get rid" of something, i would not send it to the ISS. the only thing that goes up there that stays there is fuel.

my mom has this habit of calling me while she's driving somewhere. i fucking hate it. i've started hanging up on her when she does it.

as a sysadmin, i don't understand the Juniper JunOS hate. it's a json overlay on top of npf. if you know npf you're good. the rest is specific to the appliance but for real it's the same syntax as whatever one might imagine is actually configuring interfaces and setting up routes, as in, ifconfig, npf, and route.

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo some folks only have a few interests. 🤷

@icedquinn@blob.cat hahahahahahaha that's fuckin' great, tell me another joke!

my pooter is only letting me run one (1) network interface at a time. and by my pooter i mean NetworkManager.

can i get a "fuck lennart poettering" in the chat?

@icedquinn@blob.cat not that kind of a rack

anyone got a rack cabinet they're looking to get rid of?

god i've turned in to such a latency snob over the years smh

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com I-4 ANGRY SWARM OF BEES!!!!!

giving my taters a pep-talk as i boil them to make mashed taters :3

it smells soooo good outside i really need to go camping

👉👈 @nebula@beach.city

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com hell yeah

imo trikes scream "fuck you i won't do what you tell me" just a bit louder than sidecars 🤣

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com i've already decided to build a trike when i get too old to safely ride 💀🤘🤠

bikes are one of the most accessible forms of personal transport imo. infinitely modable for any need 😌

@sun@shitposter.world @lain@lain.com @why@shitposter.world or lion. some mfs shoulda fired the chef :\

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com @glitter@bbs.kawa-kun.com @Ariri@missiletest.site @izaya@social.shadowkat.net @mori@void.lgbt @Rocc@misskey.bubbletea.dev @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev why notttt? my pet @nebula@beach.city will ask for zoomies when it's my backpack :3

@ruin@mai.waifuism.life in most states you can carry a sword no problem. michigan, oddly enough, isn't really one of them.

i heard obama and hillary smell bad
yeah they smell just like sulfur
i heard it on the radio

@Rocc@misskey.bubbletea.dev @Nimbius666@comp.lain.la @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev @tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com @izaya@social.shadowkat.net @glitter@bbs.kawa-kun.com @mori@void.lgbt @Ariri@missiletest.site jus get a honder if reliability is the concern. maintenance schedule: one oil change per owner.

i've spent one day with a split keyboard and i already want to build my own. the B key is in the wrong spot 💢 and it's too quiet 💢💢