Notices by Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org), page 2

@binford2k @inthehands

That Elon is trying to kill... For everybody else except his own companies, of course.

Of course.

She said: "fight the real enemy".

But most of us did not listen. She was right all along.

Soon, it will be time for "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss". The lies, abuses and cover-ups will continue. The ass licking of the 'servant of Christ' on the backside of the rich and powerful will continue unabated.

@cwebber

Christine.

We have talked about this before.

You really need to do your own research, and not ask random strangers on the internet.

Also: you need to stop posting that type of question, because everyone at work is now wondering why I am laughing so hard! 😉

So... what would it take to recreate a community-driven CVE database?

And how do we backup the existing thing ASAP, before Mitre pulls the plug?

Come on, people, let's get going.

(PS: Yes, I know I am late to the party)

@joeo10

And let us not forget the FAA using Starlink despite it being a Bad Idea (tm)!

Financial Times:

Top Donald Trump official tells Europe to choose between US or Chinese communications tech

FCC chair Brendan Carr urges ‘western allies’ to pick Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite internet company

https://archive.is/CrpI2

How about a big cup of F*C|< YOU instead?

Europe does not need freaking SpaceX or freaking Starlink. You are just a corrupt tool.

@botvolution

Let me tell you all aout the monads... 😂

Learning about Haskell.

I did NOT need another rabbit hole to go down into...

@botvolution

I feel like this is doctored.

But Lord it's funny!!! 😂

@cwebber

P R O N K

@hisham_hm

986?

@botvolution

Just wait: counter tariffs are coming...

- Hello! We are the pollen you forgot all about during winter... And we are BAAAAACK, baby!

- Me: Oh noes! 😱

@botvolution

Non, strapon ! 😆

Your weird picture of Paris for the day.

(Don't ask. Just... Don't ask)

@stefano @justine

Sweet for breakfast is common in most of France, to be honest. I think Spanish people like their sweet things for breakfast as well.

Source: I had "pain au chocolat" for breakfast this morning.

OK, OK, I had a LOT of pain au chocolat VERY LATE today, but it still count as breakfast. 😉

Salty breakfast is more of a germanic / anglo-saxon thing but I am not holding that against our neighbours!

Today, in great dialogues at work:

- Them: We are going to meet with Fortinet for this cloud project.

- Me: Uh... Wait... Why Fortinet?

- Them: The end client wants top-notch security!

- Me: Fortinet is NOT top-notch security (gestures wildly at a long list of 2024 and 2025 CVEs with CVSS 9+)

- Them: You are too negative, this is probably all corrected by now...

- Me: IT IS NOT! (gestures wildly at all the reports of Fortinet hw exploited in the wild)

- Them: you are so negative...

😩

Just leaving this here.

(Stolen from https://lemmy.world/post/27092962 )

@jcalpickard @scribe

Yup, either Framework or StarLabs.

The good thing about StarLabs is that they are UK based.

Welp, France won against Scotland to become the champions of the 6 nations rugby tournament! 🏉 🇫🇷

🇬🇧 medias: that French team was truly the strongest this year, amazing demonstration.

🇫🇷 medias: France won but not in a very convincing manner, could have done better, yadda yadda yadda.

FFS. Every. Single. Time. 😩