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   Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 06:37:25 JST Parade du Grotesque 💀

   I think I understand now why Trump and Co don't like the EU. 🇪🇺

   It's because their feeble little minds cannot understand why France 🇫🇷 and Germany 🇩🇪 (for instance) can't invade Belgium 🇧🇪 depose the King, and get all the resources of that country for themselves.

   The Real reason, of course, is that we are all Europeans and we love each other and live in peace and harmony.

   Just kidding.

   The Real real reason is that Belgium will sell us all the fries 🍟 beer 🍺 and chocolate 🍫 we need.

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     Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 06:37:25 JST Parade du Grotesque 💀

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     Nah, I am just messing with you.

     The Real real real reason is that Germany 🇩🇪 invaded Belgium 🇧🇪 twice last century to invade France 🇫🇷... And it ended both times pretty badly for the Germans.

     But the REAL reason we don't fight each other is that we all saw what Belgium did in the 19th century in Congo.

     It was horrible enough to make all the other colonisers (🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇧) stand up and say... "Leopold, my man... WTF Dude?". 🤢