Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club)

@LukeAlmighty Destiny: "I'm a centrist"

Center of fucking what bro? :omegalul:

@LukeAlmighty I don't even have words.

@LukeAlmighty what flavor of stupid was it this time?

@beardalaxy on top of the whole situation with that one streamer being kissed/sexually assaulted randomly (fucking weird, don't do that), twitch banning the guy (how did they know his username, hmmm?) It's all fucked

@LukeAlmighty good point

We need to segregate Indians from the rest of the internet, I'm so goddamn tired.

Can't believe I'm on a redditors side but what kind of stupid ass question is that?

Employers: (use ATS/AI to filter applicants) "It's just part of the process"
Job seekers: "Okay" (uses AI to generate resume to get past ATS so someone actually looks at their fucking resume)
Employers: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

@LukeAlmighty @matana actual lines from various comics

- "We're not brothers. Yes we're sure."
- "Oh...this is his tie. Well, that's awkward."
- "Are we roommates?" "Yes, but we also have sex!"
- "Anyway, the neighbor said our apartment is ugly." "We're engineers, not decorators, and she's ugly too."

Babe wake up they made football gayer

@sampo @matrix

"Rei or Asuka?"
"Kaworu"
ಠ_ಠ "POLICE!"

@sampo @matrix
Guts / Shinji: "That femboy is up to something."

@sampo @matrix a buddy of mine is ex-Russian military. He legit told me that two of his COs got into a Rei vs Asuka debate during a "meeting that was supposed to be rather serious and when questioned they said that "Rei/Asuka is very serious!"" and I think about that frequently.

The LinkedIn sociopaths are not okay

The autistic urge to ignore social conventions that make no sense and serve no functional purpose at all.

I think about this often

Bro, I.....

Imagine being this self unaware.

@apropos @LukeAlmighty >humans aren't in captivity, right?

Keep your voice down, they'll hear you

@tomie >artist draws their own very high quality and successful art
>immediately accused of being AI