Notices by healyn (healyn@mastodon.social), page 2

@Gargron I searched "minotaur healyn" and got no results. It's right there in the screenshot. This is a reply to a post where I use the word "minotaur"

shout out to @Gargron for continuing to really not give two shits about the dot social search engine. much respect

People who do politics for a living are constantly attempting to get into the head of the "median undecided voter"

It's an unattainable goal for any pundit living in a bubble who accuses other people of living in a bubble...akin to trying to charm a minotaur (difficult enough to track one down these days)

In my experience, homicide detectives are way too quick to judge a hypothetical person who owns a "sex doll" (their words, not mine). Sometimes you just need to hold on to something to fall asleep. A "snuggle buddy", if you will

Also, I found that guy in my bathtub dead like that. Had nothing to do with it

@babe 4/10. It gets points for being a blowjob-powered dildo keyboard

@siege they had their shot and they blew it

I'd really like to hear Scorsese talk more shit about comic book movies, just because it riles some folks up, and the only social media he's involved in is his willingness to be in his daughter's tik tok videos

Aside from that, he's either directing another classic or trying to restore an Algerian film from 1948 that has been slightly chewed up by a gazelle

Whenever Maine lobstermen catch a good haul, they say, "we really got 'em in the bedroom this time", then stroke each others bearded faces in a the most gentle, totally platonic way, out of tradition

@Gargron It really does. Listening to this Leprous song. Not really my thing, but I like them a lot more than Dear Hunter, so we're making progress

@Gargron I don't either, but I'm paranoid, ok Eugen?

@Gargron is this a "deez nuts" type of bait question?

ME (middle-aged guy with his finger on the pulse of the fediverse): So what's everyone think of the latest Eminem single??? The new hotness, no?

We've gotten to the point as a society where a cishet gentleman cannot peacefully masturbate in public without being called out. Where do we decide that enough is enough?

@babe Classic bird behavior. Been saying for years, I do not respect them

@babe @PalmAndNeedle @jackdaw_ruiz @fcktheworld587 gotta agree with tiddy on this one. I'm not one to scoff at wikipedia as a source, but the guy calls himself The Edge for a reason (never fucked)

@babe @breakfastgolem totally willing to turn on @breakfastgolem immediately

i see a lot of people making fun of the new Apple goggles, but if it allows me to finally fuck an Excel file, there's no amount i won't spend

Trump learned from Roy Cohn to never apologize, never admit being wrong. But he's savvy enough to be evasive and flexible on certain issues, despite being a big time dope

A lot of republicans have tried to follow his lead, but it just doesn't come naturally to them. So you end up with a person like Kristi Noem doubling down and telling the American people that she's ready and willing to murder way more dogs

We're gonna look back on how absurd it was that some universities defused protests by agreeing to hold a vote in a few months to potentially divest from a couple weapons stocks, while other schools decided, "we're gonna need library rooftop snipers ready to go, immediately"

Kinda fucked up that Peggy Noonan refuses to debate me despite my friendly daily emails I've been sending her for the past 29 years

Sometimes I'll just be like, "what u up to?"

Not a single response. Coward