Notices by jackdaw, :ddstress: +8 (jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style)

watching my phone screen turn dull orange for night mode at 4:30 p.m. 🙃

I just saw the commercial where RFK jr. is punching the rubber ball elastic banded to his head and then turning to the camera like "wow this little punching ball is a great Christmas gift!" and I am realizing we are in store for levels of Verhoevenfication previously undreamed of.

💙 🤎 🤍 📝

if you are in or near Portland, and you'd like guidance on navigating the process to get your gender marker updated or name changed, there is a clinic on Nov 15 at the Q Center.

Outlaw (a long running club/activist group for gay law students at Lewis & Clark Law School) will have folks on deck to assist and demystify what might at first seem like dauntingly opaque paperwork and civil procedure.

yes, YES! let the gears of this infernal machine spin and whirr to life again!!

brujeria going back on tour next year? huh. sure, whatever. why not.

@hexx

leaning over to my date and pointing at the TL like "that's wuff."

@hexx

for meeting on this website I think it would surprise people that my dear sweet significant other and I scarcely ever talk about it.

but when we do it's ONLY your posts. 😤

please be aware of these photos where Glenn from Judas Priest is accosted by a bosomy maid while trying to relax in bed, so he places a phone call for help and then Rob shows up on a fucking motorcycle with the rest of the boys to save him from the perils of heterosexual intercourse.

people dunk on the OceanGate submersible's "acoustic monitoring" that listened for parts of the hull snapping and breaking as its sole warning system, but that is basically my relationship with my own body at this point so I dunno that I can be too judgey about it.

just learned that if an arial performer falls during any Cirque Du Soliel performance they have a whole protocol where the clowns immediately spring into action and devour the fallen acrobat down to the bones while the show continues.

a frustrating issue with twitter being a nazi bar is that you can watch the people hanging out there gradually become nazis and get real fucking salty at the audacity of anyone pointing it out.

checking that the coast is clear, closing my office, and browsing the fucked up death stairs facebook group again.

fucking incredible.

it's deleted now but for like a full hour the Democratic Party official twitter had accidentally put up the itinerary graphic for the DNC in Chicago like way ahead of the actual press effort to announce/promote it.

an amazing preview of things to come, i'm sure! off to an amazing start.

at least A Dying Empire Led By Bad People is like the best title imaginable for a non-existent Neurosis album.

https://www.semafor.com/article/05/28/2024/a-dying-empire-led-by-bad-people-poll-finds-young-voters-despairing-over-us-politics

30,000+ people losing power because of a fucking beaver gnawing on shit is the most Oregon ass news

I posted about quoting that knzk Obama line "hell no I'm not registered to vote" and woke up to an Australian and a Swedish guy my menchies going back forth with each other about how it takes compulsory/automatic registration to make a TRUE democracy. 😒

every time I boost your post, please imagine me frail, laying on a makeshift cot, and handing you a small blue glowing jellybean like "take this ... it is the very last of my clout on this website... may it *cough* carry your post to the oasis of destiny."

and then I die. I fucking die.

tooo be fair Joe Biden only got into federal government a mere 51 years ago and spent a scant 8 years as the number two position in the executive branch, so you can see how he was ill-prepared to understand the unpredictable and relatively recent issue of conflict in the levant.

slathering CPU thermal paste on my junk and whistling to call over the Boston Dynamics robot dog.

good morning everyone. just a gentle reminder to keep the Lord close to your heart this Thursday.

please ignore the photo I don't know why that's there I can't remove it I think it's a fediverse bug that's from your image cache not mine