Notices by Gavin Lux Enjoyer (leeisme@mastodon.xyz)

Trump: Okay I'll sign whatever just as long as you agree never to get a nuke.

Iran: Why would we want a nuke when we can do all this?

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because nobody is hiring for that.

There's an old Russian joke, a man walks by the newstand every day. He looks at the newspapers but never buys anything.
One day the owner of the stand asks him if he's looking for something in particular. He says an obituary. The news seller says: "Ah those are on the back"

"Not the one I'm looking for" the man replies

That was like 80 years ago, your CEO did a sieg heil less than 2 months ago.

Tesla stock is in absolute free fall and the funniest reaction to me has to be Tesla Owners of Silicon Valley posting: Hey, other car companies also did nazi shit.

So Elon was posting as Adrian Dittmann on 4 chan and posted a twitter screenshot showing he was logged into twitter with admin permissions.

Also while arguing with the incels he posted
“Elon is a father who gets lots of sex.”

Noted anti-vaxer and over the hill #NFL QB Aaron Rodgers, started the day with just 1 Touchdown away from 500 career TDs. Got shutout by the Bills for almost the entire game, then tapped out to watch his backup quarterback score 2 easy TDs during garbage time.

I remember there was a #fedi enabled #Instagram clone. It was in beta and I had to download TestFlight to try it out, but it worked. Anyway the app auto deleted because the beta expired. Is it still live does anyone remember it?

I knew this girl once who said she wanted to know what it was like to get arrested. She asked if I would let her beat me up in front of a cop and see if they arrested her. I was like absolutely not they 100% would arrest me instead of you.

I’ve looked into this some more and if you compare the President’s trophy winner to the other division winners (because the PT winner is automatically going to also win their division)
Years 1986 -1998 there were 4 divisions and 16 playoff teams. In those 13 years a division winner won the Cup 5 times (38%) which is slightly better than average given that 4 of 16 means division winners represent 25% of playoff teams.
#NHL #stanleycup #presidentstrophy

From: @Leeisme
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@mike my conspiracy theory is that McDavid is playing through a wrist injury. He had a similar wide open chance against Vancouver and didn’t shoot. During the LA series when I went to game 3. I noticed that during warmups he didn’t shoot at the net once.