Notices by healyn (healyn@mastodon.social), page 3

They set their minds to something, and they really go all out in achieving it. Have to respect that

Haters will say I'm "pro-Zombie", which is disingenuous. Always difficult to discuss this in a nuanced way, what with character limits and all

One thing I gotta hand to zombies, they're very goal-oriented

there are 50 year old men out there saying "based"

Starting a service akin to Cameo, where if anyone from the UK worried about their stringent libel laws doesn't wanna post a potentially defamatory comment online, they can pay me to say it from the US in an obnoxious Long Island accent

I set up a youtube account to comment, "back when music really meant something", under The Trashmen's "Surfin Bird", a song that features over two minutes of "the bird, the bird, the bird is the word"

Those are pretty much the only lyrics. Reached #4 on the Billboard Top 100

I'm grateful my parents didn't send me to Catholic school. Feel like I'd somehow be even *more* attracted to nuns, if that's even possible

saying "Dracarys!" as I relight my stove's pilot light

It's always nice to shoot the shit with pals on this site, but I'll never reach my true goal of going viral if I don't start focusing on prompt toots, like a screenshot of Stallone in Rocky IV, with a simple question, "Natty or gear?"

this asshole just struts around like he owns the place and nobody does shit about it. no more...no fucking more

something i think about when watching Silence of the Lambs is, did Buffalo Bill build that prisoner well in his basement? or did he hire contractors to do it (more likely)? and if so, were those contractors not like, "what is this for? it's gotta be for kidnapping people, right?"

Whenever someone in the news gets convicted of fraud or insider trading or whatever, I love checking out the court filing transcripts, because there are always emails and/or texts that are like, "remember to buy a bunch of out of the money call options TOMORROW, and don't mention this to anyone because it is VERY ILLEGAL!"

It's fucked up that I have to check out a thesaurus for synonyms when I want to use words like "cringe" and "cope", so I don't use those words

It's even more embarrassing, as an adult, to give a shit about this

They should have prefaced this tweet with "LIFEHACK:"

Some people will have you believe that Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit is the most 90s song of all time, but they're wrong

The most 90s song is Mazzy Star's Fade Into You

Not up for debate, so don't even try it

Thinking of picking up a new hobby. Sorcery, maybe. Who knows

@Gargron I really do wanna watch that one. Not now, though

Been on a real film-watching degenerate streak lately (There Will Be Blood, Shame, Bad Lieutenant, One False Move...DVR'd Blue Velvet and planning on watching it tomorrow). Gonna have to switch it up soon with something uplifting. Air Bud, maybe?

@Gargron I like it, and I think the search function has been improved?

Either way, "Post" should say "Toot". I will never waver on this

@siege @breakfastgolem @radicalrobit my god, did everyone here watch the finale yet???