Notices by Evelyn fra denne andre øya (evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 2

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@ageha@tomo.airen-no-jikken.icu I had to write a STOMP client in elixir. Python developers do not have to do this!

everyone loves to talk about furries being software developers, but it's important to recognise that this is a stereotype, there are – in fact – some furries who actually have useful jobs that benefit society

@Natanox@chaos.social art is always a social benefit, but then, it's rumoured that some of them work on the railway!

@sun@shitposter.world also never watched. I can't stand how much of a prick he looks in the thumbnails, and all the videos honestly seem kinda lame just from the titles

The so-called API leak is a hoax, and an obvious one at that.

The supposed evidence is a screenshot of a file supposedly hosted on Okta (the URL doesn't go to anything and Okta have said themselves that it never had anything), and includes the usernames of a tiny number of people, specifically US right-wing figures, right next to a list of slurs they're supposedly allowed to say.

The thing looks like it's meant to be some config file, but the format makes zero sense, and using usernames and not user IDs is also nonsense. Remember, people can change their usernames on twitter, such a list would be of account IDs.

Twitter does give some accounts special treatment, but that special treatment is set in a flag against the user account, and it results in the account being completely exempt from automatic moderation. So, a list of permitted words makes no sense in that context.

#MastodonForHarris lot of people on mastodon who can't spell "haggis"

personally speaking, i hope kamala harris never hears of mastodon, that'd be a good outcome

@shibao @bartholin@fops.cloud unlikely, unless it's a turtle emergency!

@sun@shitposter.world yep, it feels like such a basic thing to consider in planning, but then...

I'll be honest, "crowdstrike" has always sounded like an offensive tool rather than a defensive one, and I'm glad that this is now actually true

happy to be reminded that "cybersecurity" apparently doesn't involve resilience or availability or any of that wishy washy nonsense

@shibao no really

@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be most people have a mouse, you have a cat, excellent

that norwegian thor guy makes me feel better about myself, this is not a compliment

@mcfly@milliways.social it's a scam, it's not official. this is the oldest scam in the book, in fact.

@mia@movsw.0x0.st yeah

Someone in Warwickshire got arrested on the 8th and convicted on the 28th of last month for having a bladed article (a miniature master sword from The Legend of Zelda) in a public place. Sadly the only real information seems to be what the police are saying, but it leaves a bunch of questions unanswered.

Some hilarious quotes thoughIt is possible to find fidget toys that aren’t six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you.Bunch of details that aren't clear to me here, first question is why CCTV operators noticed him in the first place, second is why the police are lying about the length of the blade, it's certainly under six inches, possibly under five, and they've helpfully put it next to a ruler to demonstrate this.

If you say "six inch blade" to a reasonable person, would they include the tang? I wouldn't!

https://www.warwickshire.police.uk/news/warwickshire/news/2024/july/anthony-bray-sentenced-to-four-months-for-possession-of-replica-master-sword/

@kaia@brotka.st ime SSRIs made things worse for me back when I was on them

@vivi
@shibao yikes, hacked again??

@sun@shitposter.world pride month speedrun