The first time I encountered the word 'shipping' in a fandom context, I had no idea what it meant, so I thought sea captain AU was inexplicably popular.
@HauntedOwlbear I thought it might be something like your second paragraph, with the phrasing of 'pain' being used as lazy shorthand. (Maybe it further spreads because people who don't do PIV take it at face value and parrot it?)
A theme I often see in written smut is someone inserting an unwisely big dildo/penis up their chuff, and getting off from the pain. Is that an actual commonplace thing or just a fantasy trope (or just bad writing)? It only makes me think 'yeowch, oh nooo, no thanks, minge cringe'.
I have a retroverted uterus, which means my mutton tube is tilted funny and makes PIV painful in general. Maybe that affects my perception of this trope.
@fesshole Why are so many fesses based on hiding the fact that you wank from your partner? Your partner sees you naked, holds your hair when you puke in the toilet, watches you pick dead skin off the soles of your feet, etc. You can wank in front of them.
With the enshittification of search engines, please extend more grace to people asking for information. "Just fucking Google it" - yeah, we tried that already, fucko, and it told us to drink piss.
If I wanted to make a webpage that triggers a particular event (playing a sound file or whatever) when the viewer presses a key, what should I research to learn how to do that? Basically I want to be able to make stuff like Buffy's Swearing Keyboard.
Thinking about those dollies that piss themselves. How do you stop black mould building up inside it? Or do the manufacturers bank on the child outgrowing the toy before it starts to stink?
We've been calling the cat 'Lambcat' or 'Lamb' because the neighbourhood nicknamed him that when he was a stray, because he stole someone's leg of lamb (which gives you an idea of what a big cat he is).
My mum came up with Elgin because he's a marbled tabby, and I like that name too. Bro2 calls him His Lordship because he's quite a supercilious-looking beast. We'll probably call him Lord Elgin of Lamb or something.
I genuinely have no idea if I'm aromantic or not because I don't think I understand what a romantic relationship actually IS or why it's different from being best friends. You can fuck or not fuck in either. It's not a question of exclusivity because romantic relationships can be poly and/or open.
Is a relationship a romantic one simply when the participants decide it is?
(I reckon I'm definitely 'romantic' in the sense of 'likes participating in gestures that are commonly called romantic'.)
I don't know if it's just because work gave us cheap-ass headsets or if MS Teams is especially crap at how it handles sound, but I friggin hate Teams meetings because of all the wet mouth noises right in my ears.
https://gazaesims.com/ You can buy esims (data-only virtual sim cards) usable in Israel or Egypt, and then email screen caps of the QR codes to this site. They'll get the esims to people in Gaza so they can stay online, use WhatsApp, etc. #FreePalestine
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