Notices by The Psychotic Network Ferret (nuintari@infosec.exchange)

@mekkaokereke @Lightfighter @SwiftOnSecurity There is a field of soybeans across from my house, it has some random stalks of corn that seeded from last year's harvest. We have corn in our not corn crops.

@jima @silverwizard Yeah, I guess I need to rework the rule, but 2014 was basically your last fracking chance to take it seriously before you would be forced into mad dash catch up mode.

@silverwizard And now everyone believes it's all fine, because everything "still works."

But it all still works because self hosting at your home is quickly becoming a thing of the past, CGNAT is growing.

@silverwizard Well, ARIN basically ran out of IPv4s in 2015, so 2014 was your last year to take it seriously before criticality was achieved.

nuintari's rules of networking 0x47:

It is 2024, you needed to be thinking about IPv6 ten years ago. If you still don't want to think about IPv6, it is time for a career change.

When your brand new job is giving you nausea, vertigo, diarrhea, and night terrors, it isn't something you can just fix.

I walked away this morning. For my own health, both mental and physical. My boss tried to convince me to stay, but understood that it was a terrible fit in the end.

Feeling lousy, and defeated, but the walls are no longer closing in around me. I am starting to feel a little better.

I'm going to take some time for myself. I'm not against something falling in my lap, but I won't be actively looking for a new job for a few weeks.

nuintari's rules of networking 0x09:

Cloud managed network products are a fundamentally terrible idea.

@silverwizard @jima also yes

I recently learned that #OpenBSD cron lets you specify a random time interval like this:

15~45 12 * * * /foo/bar/baz

Execute /foo/bar/baz at sometime between 12:15 and 12:45.

I cannot be alone when I say that #FreeBSD needs this feature.

God, I haven't picked up C in so long, can I just pay someone to do this?

@silverwizard I'm still on the clock....

hey MSP.... if you want me to fix shit for you, you can't revoke my ITGlue credentials until my last day.

nuintari's rules of networking 0x07:

DNS is not hard. If you are always blaming DNS, the problem is probably you, your design, and/or your hostmaster.

@undead

/me smacks forehead

of course! how I could forget this one? The command I literally use constantly in my $dayJorb?

@albonycal @undead telnet didn't support tunneling.

SSH tunneling is my superpower, and absolutely essential to my work.

Comparing telnet to SSH is like comparing chess to tic tac toe.

yes, they are both games.

@silverwizard ohhhhhh, I get what you are saying now.

I GOT IT!

I GOT THE FRACKING JOB!

@silverwizard Same, but seems early.

@jerry For interactive, bash, because it will likely be installed in the base system.

For scripting, sh because fucking portability, yo.

And for those of us who use a system that comes without bash installed, tcsh for interactive.

EDIT: added profanity, I almost fucking forgot the fucking profanity

Anyone know of a way to connect two sets of bluetooth headphones to an android device at the same time? Be nice if Kim and I could watch movies together during our flight.

nuintari's rules of networking 0x09:

Cloud managed network products are a fundamentally terrible idea.