I recently learned that #OpenBSD cron lets you specify a random time interval like this:
15~45 12 * * * /foo/bar/baz
Execute /foo/bar/baz at sometime between 12:15 and 12:45.
I cannot be alone when I say that #FreeBSD needs this feature.
God, I haven't picked up C in so long, can I just pay someone to do this?