Notices by load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse), page 4

he hasn't noticed this always happens on a tuesday (horseday), but he has at last recognized the connection between the horse figurine and today's assault. he still seems completely oblivious that the saddle wasn't there from the start (goddamned change blindness)

next week i'll either go subtle (bridle + reins) or full on frontal assault (bridle + reins + rider + bonus horse), maybe depending on what he does tomorrow

PERHAPS, ONE DAY, HE'LL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY,

BEHOLD: THE MOST PERFECTLY SLICED PIZZA YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

@eris instead of interacting with users i simply post to myself on notepad dot exe

:emergency:

if y'all have been seeing the weird japanese spam posts, here's a mild FYI -- it appears to be some kind of botswarm that is attacking tiny, open-registration misskey instances

i've seen two so far today that had single digit active users for their entire lifespam through to yesterday, and now have 1000-1300 active users, all of them bots spamming the exact same shit

...one of those two seems to have been a pedo instance so, you know, no real loss there, but be aware i guess

@dangerdyke @vegetablegremlin @waitworry @nyx i get periodically reported (to myself) for "death threats in username" lol

@vegetablegremlin the latter, i think

i've certainly seen small glimpses of The Same Exact Eternal Nonsense going down in the time that i've been back, of course framed as The Most Important Thing That's Ever Happened as usual

@vegetablegremlin i also noticed that the badspace grifter spawned and swapped to yet another new instance to defederate-evade which is... just.... far beyond hysterical, really, when you spend 3 seconds thinking about it in context

@AnarchoNinaWrites every single time i log onto this website there's some new incredibly urgent and important reason why the entire fediverse is about to burn in hellfire and everyone on it will be tortured by the dogs of war or some shit and it's always, always the dumbest shit imaginable and not worth actually paying much attention to

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

ok i'm going back to looking at my website now

there is apparently a way to install glitch soc without using docker

the way to do so involves many, many words, but our greatest jorts engineers are working diligently to parse them in the correct order

(distantly, in the background,) 𝘚𝘐𝘙𝘐, 𝘈𝘚𝘒 𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘟𝘈 𝘛𝘖 𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘎𝘗𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘜𝘗𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘔𝘠 𝘞𝘌𝘉𝘚𝘐𝘛𝘌,. 𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘎𝘓𝘌? 𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘎𝘓𝘌? 𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘈????????? 𝘈𝘚𝘒𝘑𝘌𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘚 𝘋𝘖𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘔 𝘍𝘐𝘟 𝘞𝘌𝘉𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘐𝘒𝘐𝘏𝘖𝘞

hungover gas station chicken hits different

sorry, osrry, typo, i meant shits* different,

anyone know a reason why doing exactly what this says wouldnt *just work*?

jorts is on a git checkout though i'll have to remember how that actually works

and i'll probably need to turn jorts off to make a backup so we don't lose posts if i fuck up and have to swap to the backup

but if i just do what it says here and do "bundle install && yarn install" where it says to do that it should just.... fill any/all of the gaps, right? no?

she reset current HEAD on my git til i

(yes i typed "git help -all" shut up)

-a

okay i think i'm gonna turn jorts off, make a backup, then run the commands to update node.js, PG, the big fat list of system packages in the install docs, yarn, and ruby, like as if i was trying to install masto for the first time

then i'm gonna turn jorts back on and see if it still works

then we'll go from there

if i turn jorts back on and it doesn't work, i'll revert to the backup and start over or something

now i gotta remember how to turn jorts off which is convenient cuz it gives y'all time to see this post and know that its going down ha ha ha all according to keikaku

goddamn me for setting up a bunch of shit to automatically turn itself back on in like any of seven scenarios that it turns off for some reason lmao

fucks sake i know its like a single command but i'm too stupid to remember it

admin: i'm turning off the server now

:jhorse: :