Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 3

@Mrfunkedude
My wife has several clients who work there, they all love it. One got us a two year free membership.

@Mrfunkedude
The one in my area is currently hiring, I've thought about applying myself. Their health insurance is good and really cheap compared to mine.

@Mrfunkedude
Mine too! The second was coming to work.

@Mrfunkedude
I found out Costco in Canada sells cat treats in bulk a few weeks ago. I told mine and they said they'd look into it.

? Good morning friends in Finland! I hope the day finds you well. ? There's a good chance I'm asleep at the moment but I thought this would give me a chance to test out the scheduling feature on my app. You should see this around 7:45am your time 12:45am my time.

Anne, have a good second day back at work. ☕??

Marja, enjoy learning and playing with your new phone. ☕??

@KissAnne
@IamHula

@Mrfunkedude
Not that we're blowing each other up but a fun back and forth is nice.

@Mrfunkedude
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I see those two guys smoking the cross joint on Pineapple Express. I realize your delivery guy's not doing that but it's the image I get.

My guy hasn't smoked in 15 years, just grows it and drinks moonshine.

@Mrfunkedude
I have to be here to haunt you. Remember Spy vs Spy?

@Mrfunkedude
I'll read in this thinking tone if I want!

Hello to my Mastodon friends and cronies, I hope you all had a good day! It's currently evening in the STL and pretty chilly at 40°F/4°C but I still made 2 miles around the lake. I'm about to head back, fix dinner and maybe continue watching the new Mandalorian.

I hope you all have a wonderful evening or whatever time of day it is where you're at! ??

Pictures taken in Arnold City Park today around 6:45 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. with my S22 Ultra.

#wildlife #nature #sunset #STL #stlouis #S22Ultra

@Mrfunkedude
Is this a legit concern people have? If so why is everyone so enamored with the AI chatbots?

I'm personally not concerned about AI in the least and my security system is named SkyNet. I liked it better than the Red Queen from Resident Evil.

I also have OCD so I already know exactly how many squares I'm using and don't deviate.

@Mrfunkedude
I still drive out to the country to get mine but the old farmers awfully good to me.

@Mrfunkedude
I don't know, feet are not my thing. Maybe try some different stuff, dirty and clean, I just can't say.

This picture best answers my preferences:

@Mrfunkedude
Like I said I've never been on there but it sounds like the kind of place where people show everything. If you're willing to post that for money, what's a bit of personal information.

@Mrfunkedude
I've never been on OnlyFans but I assume refunds are not a thing.

@Mrfunkedude
You might be surprised, everyone has their own kinks. There's probably at least a few who would subscribe. My wife has been told more than a few times she trapped herself a great big bear. So at least 5 people may want to see what I've got going on.

Plus you just need to get a month fee from everyone before they cancel. ?

@Mrfunkedude
Become a nudist, start that OnlyFans account and cut your laundry usage by half at least and increase your income.

@Romston
Good morning, I don't know about you but I didn't want to get up today. I'm drinking coffee and slapping myself but it's only helping a little. ?

Have a wonderful day! Drink a coffee for me. ☕☕☕

@Mrfunkedude
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It's a classic episode, I use a line from it all the time. "I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant."

@Mrfunkedude
You're so fancy. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.