Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 3

@Mrfunkedude
???

I see those two guys smoking the cross joint on Pineapple Express. I realize your delivery guy's not doing that but it's the image I get.

My guy hasn't smoked in 15 years, just grows it and drinks moonshine.

@Mrfunkedude
I have to be here to haunt you. Remember Spy vs Spy?

@Mrfunkedude
I'll read in this thinking tone if I want!

Hello to my Mastodon friends and cronies, I hope you all had a good day! It's currently evening in the STL and pretty chilly at 40°F/4°C but I still made 2 miles around the lake. I'm about to head back, fix dinner and maybe continue watching the new Mandalorian.

I hope you all have a wonderful evening or whatever time of day it is where you're at! ??

Pictures taken in Arnold City Park today around 6:45 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. with my S22 Ultra.

#wildlife #nature #sunset #STL #stlouis #S22Ultra

@Mrfunkedude
Is this a legit concern people have? If so why is everyone so enamored with the AI chatbots?

I'm personally not concerned about AI in the least and my security system is named SkyNet. I liked it better than the Red Queen from Resident Evil.

I also have OCD so I already know exactly how many squares I'm using and don't deviate.

@Mrfunkedude
I still drive out to the country to get mine but the old farmers awfully good to me.

@Mrfunkedude
I don't know, feet are not my thing. Maybe try some different stuff, dirty and clean, I just can't say.

This picture best answers my preferences:

@Mrfunkedude
Like I said I've never been on there but it sounds like the kind of place where people show everything. If you're willing to post that for money, what's a bit of personal information.

@Mrfunkedude
I've never been on OnlyFans but I assume refunds are not a thing.

@Mrfunkedude
You might be surprised, everyone has their own kinks. There's probably at least a few who would subscribe. My wife has been told more than a few times she trapped herself a great big bear. So at least 5 people may want to see what I've got going on.

Plus you just need to get a month fee from everyone before they cancel. ?

@Mrfunkedude
Become a nudist, start that OnlyFans account and cut your laundry usage by half at least and increase your income.

@Romston
Good morning, I don't know about you but I didn't want to get up today. I'm drinking coffee and slapping myself but it's only helping a little. ?

Have a wonderful day! Drink a coffee for me. ☕☕☕

@Mrfunkedude
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It's a classic episode, I use a line from it all the time. "I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant."

@Mrfunkedude
You're so fancy. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

@Rasta
I have electronic clocks everywhere around the house, on phones/ tablets and my watch but still keep an analog in my living room. This model holds 4 D-cell batteries and should stay up for 7 straight years updating itself daily. So far it's been a year and pretty dang accurate.
@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
Great clocks! I use a different brand, mine was already updated Sunday morning when I got up.

@Mrfunkedude
I think some people take offense to certain topics that seem normal to us. Whatever it may be I've always been told you can't make everyone happy.

I'm not sure if it's ADHD, I've seen several people who use a service and regularly post their follow/unfollow stats. I honestly don't pay attention, I usually access and follow people through an interaction like a favorite, boost or a mention.

Pixie's lament, two tuxedo cats harassing her. Mr. Minx and Oreo are giving Pixie the business. She loves every minute though. ?

Happy Mondog!

P. S. Please disregard my dirty ass bamboo floor, it's been raining for a week and we haven't mopped for the 3rd time yet today, 3 dogs make a mess... ? ? ?

#Mondog #dogsofmastodon #CatsOfMastodon #kitten #manx

@Mrfunkedude
That's hilarious! ??? I have one cat who scratches at the door to the garage or bathroom I use for smoking, my husky Manx, Mr. Minx. He always sits next to me and sniffs the air, making funny faces.

He's also got a treat addiction, think they're related? ?

@Mrfunkedude
I'm very interested in your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.