Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 3

@Mrfunkedude
I've never been on OnlyFans but I assume refunds are not a thing.

@Mrfunkedude
You might be surprised, everyone has their own kinks. There's probably at least a few who would subscribe. My wife has been told more than a few times she trapped herself a great big bear. So at least 5 people may want to see what I've got going on.

Plus you just need to get a month fee from everyone before they cancel. ?

@Mrfunkedude
Become a nudist, start that OnlyFans account and cut your laundry usage by half at least and increase your income.

@Romston
Good morning, I don't know about you but I didn't want to get up today. I'm drinking coffee and slapping myself but it's only helping a little. ?

Have a wonderful day! Drink a coffee for me. ☕☕☕

@Mrfunkedude
???

It's a classic episode, I use a line from it all the time. "I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant."

@Mrfunkedude
You're so fancy. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

@Rasta
I have electronic clocks everywhere around the house, on phones/ tablets and my watch but still keep an analog in my living room. This model holds 4 D-cell batteries and should stay up for 7 straight years updating itself daily. So far it's been a year and pretty dang accurate.
@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
Great clocks! I use a different brand, mine was already updated Sunday morning when I got up.

@Mrfunkedude
I think some people take offense to certain topics that seem normal to us. Whatever it may be I've always been told you can't make everyone happy.

I'm not sure if it's ADHD, I've seen several people who use a service and regularly post their follow/unfollow stats. I honestly don't pay attention, I usually access and follow people through an interaction like a favorite, boost or a mention.

Pixie's lament, two tuxedo cats harassing her. Mr. Minx and Oreo are giving Pixie the business. She loves every minute though. ?

Happy Mondog!

P. S. Please disregard my dirty ass bamboo floor, it's been raining for a week and we haven't mopped for the 3rd time yet today, 3 dogs make a mess... ? ? ?

#Mondog #dogsofmastodon #CatsOfMastodon #kitten #manx

@Mrfunkedude
That's hilarious! ??? I have one cat who scratches at the door to the garage or bathroom I use for smoking, my husky Manx, Mr. Minx. He always sits next to me and sniffs the air, making funny faces.

He's also got a treat addiction, think they're related? ?

@Mrfunkedude
I'm very interested in your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

@Mrfunkedude
Yes. I had similar issues back in college. Drink plenty of water and stay away from beer bongs.

You'll survive but may make an ass of yourself in the process.

We're talking about drinking right? ?

@Mrfunkedude
If your brain is twerking you might need medical attention.

@Mrfunkedude
I wish I could still do cocaine but my wife would kill me. Coffee is the best I can do.

@Mrfunkedude
This reminded me of an old South Park commercial for Chipotle Away spray.

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning ? Mr. Mayor and happy Monday! I too loath the time change, I understood it more when I farmed and walked a 1/4 mile to my bus stop but that's not the case anymore. Let's get rid of daylight savings!

That's my two cents, due to inflation it's only worth one.

Have a good day Mr. Mayor and friends! Hopefully it's a positive vibe Monday... ??

@Mrfunkedude
It's ironic you should say that, I just started watching the 1st episode of Mandalorian tonight.

@Mrfunkedude
Had I gotten two white mice, Pinky and the Brain would have been their names

@Mrfunkedude
The same thing we do every Monday Mr. Dude, post pictures of our dogs for Mondog.