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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 06:45:58 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   When A.I. takes over...

   Pop Tarts will pop themselves.

   #futureofAI

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 06:47:58 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     When A.I. takes over...

     Everyone without a bidet will know exactly how many sheets of toilet paper to use.

     Those with a bidet will know exactly how much water to use on their butts hole.

     Any deviation will not be tolerated.

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     𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 06:57:58 JST 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓

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     @Mrfunkedude
     Is this a legit concern people have? If so why is everyone so enamored with the AI chatbots?

     I'm personally not concerned about AI in the least and my security system is named SkyNet. I liked it better than the Red Queen from Resident Evil.

     I also have OCD so I already know exactly how many squares I'm using and don't deviate.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 06:58:25 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @That_One_Guy Maybe the A.I. ALREADY HAS YOU!?!?

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     Court Cantrell will not comply (courtcan@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 07:05:35 JST Court Cantrell will not comply

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     @Mrfunkedude Or maybe Pop Tarts will tart themselves.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 07:08:31 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Court Cantrell will not comply

     @courtcan the options are endless.

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     Dulce Maria (dulcemaria@toot.community)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 07:19:15 JST Dulce Maria

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     @Mrfunkedude I’m keeping my bidet offline.

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     Our_Oathbreaker (our_oathbreaker@kolektiva.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 08:07:44 JST Our_Oathbreaker

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     @Mrfunkedude I suspect that won't be an issue. Permaculture artificial wetlands are extremely effective for cleaning water, hemp is a great universal resource, and you have to actively try and fail to grow it. The Robot Masters would probably be growing it out of necessity, anyway.

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     Condorito (condorito@mindly.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 08:07:45 JST Condorito

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     @Mrfunkedude All I got from this is that the robots can't stop you if you have a poopy bum.