Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 4

Good evening friends and good morning to my friends on the other side of the world! I feel like I've been absent from Mastodon all weekend. ? The new dry has been bought, hauled home and installed, it's much nicer than our previous model.? Then I forced my family to take a cold walk but it was nice to just be outside. ??

Have a wonderful evening/morning everyone! Hopefully it was a good weekend. ?

Photo taken in Arnold, MO around 6:30pm.

#sunset #STL #Sunday

Browning and Whitey wanted to say hi. ??? We had to clean their apartment so they had to hang out in a ceramic popcorn bowl. I usually pet them for a few minutes, they're hand fed most nights and it keeps tame. ??

#pets #MiceOfMastodon #mice

My daughter just got a cookie monster shake at a local ice cream shop. I don't remember shakes this decadent when I was a kid. ?

Yeah that's a giant cookie behind the cupcake!

#ProudDad #STL

@begamit
Very very funny but I learned long ago to only buy brown and black underwear. ?
@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
I was telling somebody about a clothesline earlier today. My mom used to use a double clothes line behind our farmhouse when I was a kid. I don't really have anywhere to hang up my undies where no one will see them though. I guess I don't really care but my wife and daughter might be aghast at the thought.

@Mrfunkedude
Found a large Whirlpool on sale at $498 from $789. No smart crap on it but it won't burn my delicates, nothing worse than burnt delicates. ?

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning Mr. Mayor, hope you're doing well this morning. I'm off to buy a new dryer, our 30-35 year old one stopped tumbling and I'm not fixing it again. The joys of adulting...

Have a great day! I hope to catch up on Mastodon between my running around and installation.

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning Mr. Dude, how are things on the west coast? It's cold and rainy in Missouri, I'm staying in today. I'm sure something will come up after we pick up the kid at noon.

Have a good and funky morning! ?

Don't tell Mr. Minx but Pixie has found another napping partner. ?

Happy Caturday Mastodon!

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon

Our new pet fountain arrived and seems to be a big success! Pixie is the only dog to use it so far but all the cats are into it. ??

We already use a water filtration system for all the drinking water, including the pets. This has 2 filters on it, so the pets now have water filtered 3x. ?

I might start using it myself! ??

#pets #CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon #Manx

@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
I ask the same thing, but about my food pyramid.

@Mrfunkedude
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The millennial just shot me a weird look I was laughing so hard!!!

@begamit
That would be a blast! He should totally take you up on that.

I get a vibe that you know how to have a good time. ?
@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
Just more time to toot and plot world domination.

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning Mr. Mayor and happy Friday! I wish you a quick and painless Ethernet cable installation. ?

Driving in "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar came on and I realized it wasn't written for St. Louis. I drive 55 every day, I-55 that is but at 75MPH. So the song is only partially right. ?

I need a puff... Have a good one and stay funky!

Good night friends, cronies and Mastodon at large! I haven't seen the moon or stars here in St. Louis in 3 nights and I'm starting to miss them. ? Maybe they'll be back this weekend. My camera is just sitting there...

I look forward to catching up with everyone tomorrow! TGIF ??

Good morning to my friends on the other side of the world! ??

#goodnight #goodmorning #TGIF

@Mrfunkedude
Well someone has to advocate for consensual butt touching. ?

I really need to run to the store but somebody won't get off my arm.

#kitten #CatsOfMastodon

@Mrfunkedude
You are way more than fart jokes my friend, way more!