Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 4

@Mrfunkedude
Yes. I had similar issues back in college. Drink plenty of water and stay away from beer bongs.

You'll survive but may make an ass of yourself in the process.

We're talking about drinking right? ?

@Mrfunkedude
If your brain is twerking you might need medical attention.

@Mrfunkedude
I wish I could still do cocaine but my wife would kill me. Coffee is the best I can do.

@Mrfunkedude
This reminded me of an old South Park commercial for Chipotle Away spray.

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning ? Mr. Mayor and happy Monday! I too loath the time change, I understood it more when I farmed and walked a 1/4 mile to my bus stop but that's not the case anymore. Let's get rid of daylight savings!

That's my two cents, due to inflation it's only worth one.

Have a good day Mr. Mayor and friends! Hopefully it's a positive vibe Monday... ??

@Mrfunkedude
It's ironic you should say that, I just started watching the 1st episode of Mandalorian tonight.

@Mrfunkedude
Had I gotten two white mice, Pinky and the Brain would have been their names

@Mrfunkedude
The same thing we do every Monday Mr. Dude, post pictures of our dogs for Mondog.

Good evening friends and good morning to my friends on the other side of the world! I feel like I've been absent from Mastodon all weekend. ? The new dry has been bought, hauled home and installed, it's much nicer than our previous model.? Then I forced my family to take a cold walk but it was nice to just be outside. ??

Have a wonderful evening/morning everyone! Hopefully it was a good weekend. ?

Photo taken in Arnold, MO around 6:30pm.

#sunset #STL #Sunday

Browning and Whitey wanted to say hi. ??? We had to clean their apartment so they had to hang out in a ceramic popcorn bowl. I usually pet them for a few minutes, they're hand fed most nights and it keeps tame. ??

#pets #MiceOfMastodon #mice

My daughter just got a cookie monster shake at a local ice cream shop. I don't remember shakes this decadent when I was a kid. ?

Yeah that's a giant cookie behind the cupcake!

#ProudDad #STL

@begamit
Very very funny but I learned long ago to only buy brown and black underwear. ?
@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
I was telling somebody about a clothesline earlier today. My mom used to use a double clothes line behind our farmhouse when I was a kid. I don't really have anywhere to hang up my undies where no one will see them though. I guess I don't really care but my wife and daughter might be aghast at the thought.

@Mrfunkedude
Found a large Whirlpool on sale at $498 from $789. No smart crap on it but it won't burn my delicates, nothing worse than burnt delicates. ?

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning Mr. Mayor, hope you're doing well this morning. I'm off to buy a new dryer, our 30-35 year old one stopped tumbling and I'm not fixing it again. The joys of adulting...

Have a great day! I hope to catch up on Mastodon between my running around and installation.

@Mrfunkedude
Good morning Mr. Dude, how are things on the west coast? It's cold and rainy in Missouri, I'm staying in today. I'm sure something will come up after we pick up the kid at noon.

Have a good and funky morning! ?

Don't tell Mr. Minx but Pixie has found another napping partner. ?

Happy Caturday Mastodon!

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon

Our new pet fountain arrived and seems to be a big success! Pixie is the only dog to use it so far but all the cats are into it. ??

We already use a water filtration system for all the drinking water, including the pets. This has 2 filters on it, so the pets now have water filtered 3x. ?

I might start using it myself! ??

#pets #CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon #Manx

@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
I ask the same thing, but about my food pyramid.