Notices by 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world), page 2

After a night of partying hard and plenty of catnip, the Tuxedo Gang are sleeping it off. They gotta be fresh for Caturday night.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #tuxedocats #manxcat

Oreo got his fancy tuxedo ass in big trouble for Whiskers Wednesday. He got on my wife's desk and bit her secondary monitor we bought less than a month ago.🤬 I'm not sure what he was thinking, but we weren't impressed. We've never had a cat do this before. I realize products are made cheaper these days, but I'm surprised he did so much damage. He was stopped mid bite but it was too late.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #terribletuxedos

Triple tuxedo Caturday

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #tuxedocats #manxcat #HarperCats

I've been working so hard this weekend that even the pets are exhausted! I thought this was an interesting angle of Penguin. We feel blessed to be starting the New Year with her inside.

#catsofmastodon #tuxedocat #ThePenguin #HarperCats #NewYear2024

Good morning Mastodon! How are you today? Here's the view from my parking spot at work. If you ignore the power lines, highway and industrial park it's a nice way to start the day. 🌞

#goodmorning #Tuesday #sunrise #clouds #sunrisephotography

Hello insomnia my old friend, I've come to not sleep here again.

It's a few minutes past midnight in my time zone and I'm still up. Sleep has been elusive lately and I'm running out of things to keep me busy while everyone else is sleeping. 🙄 I guess I kinda know how a vampire feels, without the blood sucking part, just the eternal not sleeping...🦇

#insomnia #notsleeping

I feel like I run an animal flophouse sometimes... This lanky guy takes up half the back of the couch.

#catsofmastodon #tuxedocat #Oreo

I found my new Bitmoji avatar to attach to work emails when people piss me off.

Have a wonderful rest of your Friday! TGIF

#Friday #TGIF #bitmoji #worklife

@Mrfunkedude
I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who made a Faustian bargain. A real "Devil Went Down to Jamaica" situation.

Hello everyone, how is your day going? I'm not trying to brag but mine is fantastic! Works moving along and the weather in St. Louis is the best I've seen in weeks. This bald guy got 30 minutes of Vitamin D on his walk! ??

Enjoy the rest of your day or evening, location depending! ??? I plan another walk later and maybe rejoining the local recreation center.

Pic is from today in Clydesdale Park where I take my lunch walks on Grant's Trail.

#HumpDay #STL #stlouis #S22Ultra #clouds

@Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude
Well you're much nicer than 99% of the judges I've dealt with.

@Mrfunkedude
Well your honor, I swear I wasn't trying to drive my car over all those fascist.

@Mrfunkedude
I told you before, your brain's not the boss. Get that Q-tip out and poke it real good.

@Mrfunkedude
My wife has several clients who work there, they all love it. One got us a two year free membership.

@Mrfunkedude
The one in my area is currently hiring, I've thought about applying myself. Their health insurance is good and really cheap compared to mine.

@Mrfunkedude
Mine too! The second was coming to work.

@Mrfunkedude
I found out Costco in Canada sells cat treats in bulk a few weeks ago. I told mine and they said they'd look into it.

? Good morning friends in Finland! I hope the day finds you well. ? There's a good chance I'm asleep at the moment but I thought this would give me a chance to test out the scheduling feature on my app. You should see this around 7:45am your time 12:45am my time.

Anne, have a good second day back at work. ☕??

Marja, enjoy learning and playing with your new phone. ☕??

@KissAnne
@IamHula

@Mrfunkedude
Not that we're blowing each other up but a fun back and forth is nice.