Notices by 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘 (ryan@fxe.io)

@Hoss I would also like to see something brought back in the jerry springer/morton downey junior format, but the guests are all global politicians and they're all getting booed constantly. Trump is on stage talking about the Ayatollah and then the host is like, well Donald, we just happen to have a special guest with us right now, and then he comes out and the security guys in black tshirts have to peel them off of each other. May be hosted by ken o'keefe

@bonifartius @mangeurdenuage You are fortunate. They not only deliberately seek out victims, but they hold grudges against individuals over a prolonged period of time and will navigate through insanely inconvenient obstacles to deliver their wrath for no real reason at all. We are at war.

@lolitechengineer @graf @vriska @georgia @NonPlayableClown @p @pwm @Owl @mpg @dj @david1488 @technolyze @david @lmaoo @f0x @grafelle Honestly when I lived in Texas I always considered that an independent country too and could have easily quipped that the federal government has no jurisdiction there either while they were torturing me for information at Fort Hood

@vriska @Owl @pwm @mpg @p @lolitechengineer @georgia @dj @david1488 @f0x @graf @grafelle @lmaoo @NonPlayableClown @david @technolyze I thought you lived in Saipan

@vriska @georgia @graf @mpg @p @pwm @technolyze Gary*

@vriska @georgia @p @mpg @pwm @graf @technolyze can you please put it on urban dictionary i feel like larry johnson over here

@vriska @p @pwm @mpg @georgia @graf @technolyze That seems fair enough, but what exactly does any of this have to do with being a carnival worker?

@vriska @augustus Don't forget pecos bill, the marlboro man, and the cowboys from those pace picante salsa commercials from the 90s

@augustus Paul Bunyan?

@Hoss Apparently preferring congressmen who aren't bought and paid for by a foreign government is enough for some right-wingers with really, really big brains to accuse you of being a Communist

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