Notices by Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸 (praetor@mstdn.social), page 2

I'm home from #work and can poop. Because I don't do that at work. Well? I don't want to be "that guy", and #American stalls are just not private enough. I mean, you can see people's feet and I'm the only person who wears sandals. I also don't want to get into a weird game of chicken with the Technology Director should he walk in, and have it turn into a blame the dog scenario. I'm not joking #european friends, American restrooms are just not pleasant. Nobody liked them.

@musevg @QueenOfTheCroneAge @bmacDonald94 no. Hegseth want to show that's he's a warrior bro....who was probably drunk

Who are you and why do you think you're relevant? Never mind everyone at the #UN was LAUGHING at #trump, they know more than he does because, they are the largest intelligence gathering organization in the world. First Committee gets reports from damned near everyone. Plus, there are no smack downs at the UN. It's not a unilateral body. Also, their 1945 charter, which we signed, was to...hmm...prevent #fascism. Hmm, like Trump.

This dude does honestly believe life is a high school popularity contest, and he's a mean girl. All about ratings and shit. *L* Loser

Ouch. Well, aggravated murder is a death penalty qualifiable offense in #Utah. Inmates on Death Row in Utah get to choose their death. Most choose injection or the gas chamber, but hanging and firing squad are still legal in Utah. In rare circumstances, that choice is removed from Death Row inmates, and the government decides. Usually they decide injection. But they could also choose hanging or fire squad. So this will be interesting #charliekirk #news https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/16/charlie-kirk-tyler-robinson-charges.html

Have an appointment, and had to pick-up Nanny's meds..and..already #trump has declared martial law on #memphis which is really bizarre. It's the hick #music capital of the world, but oddly it's not conservative, but also not entirely liberal either. I've never been because I don't like country music (unless it's #norwegian, which is great fun). So is the motivation to turn it into the redneck capital of the world? I mean hey, as a gay man, we have #SanFrancisco so.. #news https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/restoring-law-and-order-in-memphis/

@benroyce A lot of people don't know that Ukrainians descended from the Rus, which were a band of Vikings from Scandinavia who settled Ukraine thousands of years ago. Ukraine used to be HUGE under the Rus. They, their Nordic cousins, and the Sami pushed the Muskovy clear into central Russia. Which formed the borders they have now. So yes, let's give back all the land to the Vodka Vikings.

@benroyce @vnikolov I think that's the gist. I don't know too much about after the Rus were conquered. Fun fact, the Rus were the first drug trafficking cartel. They keep finding cannabis seeds in Norse satchels

@randahl I remember in the late early 2000s, Bush Jr decided to host some negotiations with some South American dictator in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. OHHHH was that a shit show. Wyoming isn't in any which way equipped to deal with something like that. We have one military lemonade stand. It's so small it's not even really a base, and it's on the other side of the state. Nobody in the state could provide the security needs, so it was so half assed. They had forest rangers stopping little old ladies

Let's put this in the file (that is getting quite big now) labelled "Things #hitler did". Towards the end of the war, when Germany's economy tanked and caused a depression, many were left homeless. He wanted them hidden because it made his propaganda films look less glorious. So he cleared Berlin of the newly homeless and put them elsewhere, depending on who they were.Most of these people were "Non-Aryans", or immigrants. Many were made slave labor #news #fascism https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kzz4m3ll1o

@womble @ai6yr @chris the ranch I grew up on in Colorado, clear into the late 80s, had a barbed wire telephone. It was a party line. You could tell when one of the cattle got too close because your call would drop.

Oh, the absolute #enshiffication of #duolingo is they FORCED me to play a game called "White Out", that I didn't want to play, which also FORCED me to massacre a bunch of ICE BEARS! I don't want to slaughter ice bears :( I'm so traumatized.

He's...not...even...HIDING it anymore! Like this is a plain fucking admission he KNEW what #epstein was doing! I mean...OMFG! #trump #news https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-says-jeffrey-epstein-stole-virginia-giuffre-worked-mar-lago-spa-rcna221810

Eww, #trump stop telling #europe what to do. They're not the ones who are slowly being eaten away by maggots #news https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/26/trump-tells-europe-to-get-your-act-together-on-immigration-before-us-eu-trade-talks

Seriously? #trump is going to hold a press conference because the #press hurt the poor whittle feelings of the bomber pilots! Doesn't that kinda make our #military look like pussies with Daddy Trump going and standing up to a bully or someshit? #TruthSocial

I mean, at least he's not using spray tan like his boss. But now he looks like a pair of tanned Sharp-Pei balls. #rfk #news #fashion https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-spotted-leaving-dc-tanning-salon-with-security-guards/

You know what amazes me about #europe? Take the #italians and pasta. There are HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta, and everyone has their own favorite. Me personally, I enjoy ziti. I like the mouthfeel and it's heartiness, but some people like cavatapi or macaroni...and nobody says "You like Ziti so you're going to Hell". But "Ziti is good, but you should try cavatapi". It's not the fucking Butter Battle Book all the time like the #unitedstates over the smallest fucking thing

Made some nice headway on my #portfolio site. Nerdfonts are so aweome. Not bad for an ol' dog who hasn't done UX in a while. Also looking for some cool people for my #blogroll Hmm.Virtually Fun for sure, @daviwil fore sure also. His stuff is like the bible. Hmm... https://kasbjornsen.codeber.page

I wonder if they realize that an congressional oversight is under no obligation to give you advance notice of their presence. Hmm..oversight doesn't really work if people know in advance so they can hide shit. #news #congress #ice https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/10/nyregion/newark-ice-protest-lawmakers-ras-baraka.html

@gyptazy nah. I'm a grumpy little gay man who uses the word fuck in a wide assortment of ways...not banned. Making new frens actually. Honestly you have to be a MASSIVE douchebag to get defederated or banned on here, and those instances are well on the fringes. And I mean the weird mustache fringes. It's expensive to run an instance!! Very! My lil buddy @stux basically lives in a cardboard box (in the Netherlands so you know it's nice) to keep his running.