Notices by kirakira🤠 (kirakira@furry.engineer), page 3

@jessew i got one yesterday for a site i made it's so satisfying

some of yall

imagine like a sick and twisted chili powder

@jessew everything is clickbait now

currently experiencing a favorite kde bug: "the top left monitor has decided to be 640x480 but at the same origin and the arrow is trapped in it because it no longer borders the other monitors"

saying "don't worry im an engineer" before i do anything to instill legitimacy in normal people and genuine fear in actual engineers

im realizing i don't actually know how to find out how much plane tickets cost lmao, like where do you even go for that

when i was a kid i played a lot of dance games & at one point my mom told me "if you keep doing that you're gonna come out pear-shaped" and i was like "..... that's okay"

kira

@skinnylatte @JessTheUnstill this is the best news i'm going to hear this month

@jessew i need this song tho

@piusbird @ariadne @gsuberland @tthbaltazar as someone who had a similar math redemption arc im here to say they aren't shit good job bestie

@NSalwen The population of California is 40.6 million, and the number of houses in California is 12 million. If we assume that the average house has 21 lightbulbs, this means there are 252,000,000 lightbulbs in California. This means that on average, it takes 0.16 Californians to screw in a lightbulb.

@juliette (date)

I am extremely interested in the position of McDonald. I am extremely passionate about Burger and I have deep experience in the most popular foods. I regularly eat hamburger, cheeseburger, Big Mac, McNuggets, small fries, large fries, McDog, Fish McFillet, Szechuan Sauce, Ronald, Burger, and fries.

Please let me know if I can answer any questions about my skills or experience.

Signed,
Mc(Name)

@SiobhanGrey Here are some edible rocks:

* Rock candy
* Asbestos
* Crystal meth
* Salt

@wishy The pool on the titanic is half full. You should eat between four and seven small rocks each day.

@cinebox The average airspeed of an unladen swallow is 17. Hope that helps!

@Swordsmasher 22

@baralheia It seems your buddy Tom may be correct! In fact, there are two trillion numbers. What a smart guy!

@baralheia There are one trillion numbers!