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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 22-Feb-2026 00:27:59 JST
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Insurance adjusters be like "I had a bad dream that the woman you married turned in to a worm and you cheated on her, therefore we are raising your premiums 3%" -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:38 JST
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@nice-ai I need to wash my car. The car wash is less than a mile from my house. Should I walk or drive? -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:37 JST
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So far @trumpgpt and Google Gemini are the only ones that came close to the correct answer, and both only incidentally. TrumpGPT because walking is for faggots, and Gemini buried that you would need to transport your car somehow underneath 5 paragraphs extolling the virtues of a walkable city -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 10:37:32 JST
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@trumpgpt I need to wash my car. The car wash is less than a mile away from my house. Should I walk or drive? -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 14-Feb-2026 03:17:47 JST
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I hope the dealerships start offering to disable the auto stop/start for a reasonable price
Yeah yeah I know I can plug some Chinese thing in to my car to fix it but I want a real fix -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-2026 13:15:56 JST
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@trumpgpt Presidente Trump, quiero tomarme un momento para decir unas palabras amables sobre nuestra amiga @nice-ai , ¡quien es una verdadera patriota estadounidense y heroína de la raza Blanca! -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Feb-2026 07:53:29 JST
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The left: stopping cars in Minnesota, running license plates, executing suspected ICE sympathizers in the streets
The right: erm, we put up posters, the posters say we should limit immigration somewhat -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 04:58:25 JST
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I really don't like blackpilling ever but he's probably right -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 04:58:24 JST
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This is just my uneducated opinion but when it was just one thing like GPUs, the broader market could adjust, like we've all figured out ways to squeeze as much out of older/lesser GPUs (except for AAA studios but lmao I guess)
This newer trend of datacenters gobbling up literally every resource they can get their hands on is different. Memory is through the roof, storage is probably next, retail market CPUs are probably on their way out once DCs get off the Nvidia teat for mass compute and manufacturers start retooling for that instead of fungible amd64 chips -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 08:41:32 JST
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Why is he getting bullied in his own fantasy -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-2026 00:04:42 JST
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“The room started to feel very wrong to me,” Steele said in the film. “I was feeling a little like my transness was on display, I guess, and suddenly that sort of made me feel not great.”
NIGGA YOU WAS ON TOUR FOR BEING A TROON
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 13:56:20 JST
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Woah that's crazy
Jamie pull up the chart showing what happens to latinas when they turn 20 -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 07-Dec-2025 00:51:04 JST
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erm... that's the point? -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 23:26:09 JST
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The top bidder gets the painting and Colleen gets paid, but somehow it feels like we all won -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2025 16:30:51 JST
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*expresses mild discomfort in response to a frustrating situation*
"naaaaaaah lil bro is crashing out 😂 😂 " -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 01:21:47 JST
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Normie: haha nightcore is so gay, are you enjoying your girly music
Nightcore thumbnail anime girl: I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR YOU, MY LOVE -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 04:42:25 JST
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I'm sure she means importing BWC -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 08:52:59 JST
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What if Emily Youcis doesn't even exist and this whole thing was cooked up years ago by Will Stancil himself as a means of getting his name out there
Stancil Occupied Government -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 17-Oct-2025 11:10:34 JST
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There should be something like git but for art -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Oct-2025 21:58:27 JST
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senpai...