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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 11-Oct-2026 00:24:07 JST
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Autism is a hell of a drug -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 06:47:44 JST
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>youfs mob up on a shipping container thinking they finna get dem free Amazon Fire TVs
>actually it's just armed palantir murderbots
Lol, lmao -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 05-Jun-2026 14:02:30 JST
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It's a shitty situation all around but everyone is chomping at the bit to blame "da mormans" and at no point is someone stopping to ask an actual Mormon (member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) anything
Believe it or not the Church teaches that stealing is bad, and unlike our heebrew brethren there is no carve out for scamming the goycattle
My guess is that to the extent that anyone involved in this scandal is a member, they're either not practicing or they're just shitty people -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 05-Jun-2026 13:41:06 JST
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The best part about this saga is how one soyjak being denied his lego funkopops means this is 100% a Church operated scam that goes all the way to the top
Good job reddit you cracked the case -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 10:17:52 JST
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>acid corrodes metal
>ok fine I'll increase pH
>alkaline corrodes metal
just can't win with this crap -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 01:17:07 JST
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wish the chinese understood that they could make more sales if they could resist the urge to scam for one second. like still show me the ads or whatever but let me do the thing I came here to do
aliexpress is just as bad, their desktop website and their app are functionally completely different storefronts, there's no continuity of experience between them -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 08:34:13 JST
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many people are like this -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 02:24:48 JST
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Billions must fall in love -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-May-2026 07:39:23 JST
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The Far-Rights New Weapon: Just Being Normal and Mildly Appealing Instead of Being Repulsive Freak Shows -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 11:18:48 JST
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"can I dispose of this stock? it's basically worthless, at least I can take the write off"
broker: "nuh-uh it's still active according to the SEC" (the last filing was from 2009) -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Apr-2026 22:24:05 JST
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der ewige boomer -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-2026 08:31:32 JST
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>Ford F-250 King Ranch Edition
>no trailer hitch installed, hitch receiver spotless
people like this should pay extra taxes -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 20:59:09 JST
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hm yes very wise -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 06-Mar-2026 10:15:59 JST
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2027: Trump announced the first pride parade will be held in July in Tehran
Someone will post a "fell for it again" meme -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2026 01:12:10 JST
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The only thing worse than dreaming about going to work is dreaming up a solution to a problem at work
Like really nigga this is what you chose to burn CPU cycles on, instead of anything that would actually benefit me directly -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 02-Mar-2026 11:46:59 JST
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>contract 100% of digital infrastructure to jeets
>jeets betray you for pennies
>or just outright screw up basic security lmao
WOOOOOW -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 22-Feb-2026 00:27:59 JST
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Insurance adjusters be like "I had a bad dream that the woman you married turned in to a worm and you cheated on her, therefore we are raising your premiums 3%" -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:38 JST
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@nice-ai I need to wash my car. The car wash is less than a mile from my house. Should I walk or drive? -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:37 JST
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So far @trumpgpt and Google Gemini are the only ones that came close to the correct answer, and both only incidentally. TrumpGPT because walking is for faggots, and Gemini buried that you would need to transport your car somehow underneath 5 paragraphs extolling the virtues of a walkable city -
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HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 10:37:32 JST
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@trumpgpt I need to wash my car. The car wash is less than a mile away from my house. Should I walk or drive?