Notices by Tod Beardsley (todb@infosec.exchange), page 2

@micheleann @evan Our will requires a putting together series of clues to find out where the inheritance is.

It is left to the executor to construct the mystery.

So I have a 17 pound frozen turkey this year (not fresh, boo) which means i’ve been thawing it in the fridge since Sunday.

Unwrap this in the sink, separate the giblets for later (pan fried dog treats, mostly), rinse and pat dry with paper towels.

Since it’s 17 pounds and change, I’m looking at a little under 5 hours total in the oven.

Also, to hell with your paywalled Macy's #Thanksgiving parade. I love this dude, I watch him for NYE, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsZTqFXEpew

Usually I use olive oil, but i’m out. Let’s see what happens with peanut oil! Also fancy pants paprika.

All right, it’s after 8am, and i’m late in starting to prep and roast this #turkey. I’ll document my process here, wikihow style.

First off, I have some critical fluids to secure: coffee and mimosas:

@evan woah you don’t use hard mode which is actually easy mode?

Wordle 870 4/6*

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@cks @lorddimwit My Nokia 3200 candybar phone had a really good earpiece speaker. That was the last mobile device I owned that was worthy of being called a "phone," in that, I could hold entire voice conversations comfortably and without needing an extra app to do it.

Also it had an FM radio tuner which was so sweet for motorcycle use.

Ask @pbarry25 about his current phone setup. It's pretty sweet.

@evan and it's kind of basically Wikipedia: The RPG

I got real invested in #medieval #Venice for a #vampire game I was playing a couple years ago and yeah that guy suuuuucks

Also, the vampire game is not the one you think. It's this:

https://thousandyearoldvampire.com/products/thousand-year-old-vampire

Learned about it from SU&SD:

https://www.shutupandsitdown.com/videos/review-thousand-year-old-vampire/

Might be up your alley, @evan. There's a multiplayer version that's intriguing but nobody I know has the patience.

@evan Never, but qualified if there are cheating rules. INWO, for example, has a cheating variant.

@evan BOO JOO NOO VOO