All right, it’s after 8am, and i’m late in starting to prep and roast this #turkey. I’ll document my process here, wikihow style.
First off, I have some critical fluids to secure: coffee and mimosas:
All right, it’s after 8am, and i’m late in starting to prep and roast this #turkey. I’ll document my process here, wikihow style.
First off, I have some critical fluids to secure: coffee and mimosas:
@todb awww yeah bourbon smoked paprika 💋🤌🏼
Usually I use olive oil, but i’m out. Let’s see what happens with peanut oil! Also fancy pants paprika.
Also, to hell with your paywalled Macy's #Thanksgiving parade. I love this dude, I watch him for NYE, too:
So I have a 17 pound frozen turkey this year (not fresh, boo) which means i’ve been thawing it in the fridge since Sunday.
Unwrap this in the sink, separate the giblets for later (pan fried dog treats, mostly), rinse and pat dry with paper towels.
Since it’s 17 pounds and change, I’m looking at a little under 5 hours total in the oven.
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