Notices by b8tt3ryl8d@mstdn.jp, page 2

@lain Don't worry, the retardation is universal. I had a recall notice emailed to me by Amazon last week because the pressed nut bars I ordered contained nuts.

https://food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-aa-52-2024

@lain Pluribus!

@lain I'd pet the shit out of that cat. I'd have her purring so hard you'd think she was a RumblePak for the N64. She'd be drooling everywhere like an idiot.

@lain I guess I'm on patent meds and soothing syrups.

@lain you mean no one will admit to it

@lain Hot. Get your nut girl. As Nietzsche said. "Nut proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Cumslinging of ones own free choice, nut at the proper time, with a clear head and joyfulness."

@lain it's always been weird to me that the German Chancellor has always seemed to have more power and respect than the president, why is that?

@lain Hell no. The fact that they're eating out of bowls tells me that they're either fetishists or women with special educational needs and I'm equipped to deal with neither. The fact that they are dressed in robes in the middle of the day backs up these assumptions. They have food all over those robes. They're white robes too. Do they think tetraacetylethylenediamine and sodium bicarbonate groes on trees? Hard pass. Try a primary school and/or a launderette.

@lain @sim @thatbrickster weirdly enough I've not had a curry, kebab or any of that bollocks in years. I prefer to make British foods. My wife is a yank and she likes our food too. Today we had a beef hotpot for dinner made in the pressure cooker. It was fucking beautiful. Sweat rat meat couldn't compare.

@lain @solidsanek one of the most hard won cerebral realisations of my 20s was that I could genuinely be whatever the fuck I wanted and I only ever had to answer to myself. So I did what I dreamed. I became a technician on the streets and rootin tootin international cumslinger in the sheets. We're not born to suffer. We're born to get our nut and look fucking fabulous doing it. Happy Halloween 🎃

@lain el Gatos for el gato.