Notices by b8tt3ryl8d@mstdn.jp

@solidsanek switch to LNs.

@lain I don't look when I pour the gravy.

@solidsanek @bartholin Don't forget Pornography collecting and White Knighting.

@solidsanek Can I get a premium Katamari pic?

@solidsanek @weeble Not a fan of Dr. Pepper? It's practically what autism tastes like. This girl could talk to you for 7 hours straight about her Final Fantasy 7 sequel ideas and hidden meanings... And did.

@weeble @solidsanek jesus she looks like my first girlfriend. I can practically smell the Dr. Pepper on her lips and hear her My Chemical Romance x Rasmus x LinkinPark x Gym Class Heroes mix CD.

@arcana @lain @thatbrickster they probably just went polling around Tory strongholds. Starmers POPULARITY BOOST also seems to be suspiciously prominent given that everyone thinks he's an anti-english, racist little cunt. "Two tier kier" won't wash off no matter how much he wishes.

@thatbrickster @lain bang on.

@lain That's some arcane magic you're fucking with their friend. I bet you can't do it twice in a row!

@cowanon and suddenly we realize why ships have brigs. What the hell were they thinking? One look at her and you can tell she's a nutcase.

@lain what is this food?

@rin @Mitsu my nigga is that russian honey cake!? GIVE.

@AlabasterBrick @koropokkur @BowsacNoodle @Terry I can see how being made to do an honest day's work in a camp could FEEL like being murdered if you're not used to it and you believe not doing jack shit and growing fat and rich off of the labour of your goy cattle and toying with their minds, hearts and lives is your birthright.

@lain Motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.

@coolboymew can't wait for people to start snapping those controller connectors like a fat kid tearing into a KitKat.

@solidsanek well I'll tell you the same as I told her. It's just a dream, you're ok. The house humidity is kept at a solid 50% and we've never had a vermin problem. Get your hand off my penis and go back to sleep.

@solidsanek what was the dream about? My wife dreamt that our house was damp and mouldy and that a rat had given birth in her dressing gown.

@lain I wish to pet your fatso.

@lain I've wanted a ciggie every day since October when I quit. Hang in there bud.

@solidsanek w-what kinda slop?