Notices by That_Damn_Frank (that_damn_frank@beige.party)

I once bought a book called "Mr. Boston".
I wanted to make drinks from it.

The person I was with pulled out two BALLYs glasses and said, "Make something Blue."

Well I did... but I screwed up the proportions. I made enough for two BALLYs glasses filed with ice.

The problem was... that drink was supposed to be served in a bourbon glass.

( We missed New Years Day )

Tomorrow is Easter.

It is the one day of the year where you may seek out Hateful Churches.

And egg the shit out of them.

@bmacDonald94 @strangetruther

Could this also mean that he is burning through his bronzer coating ( and is now using Special Sauce instead...? ) .

@captainarcee @vga256

It was broken from the factory or some such. Some data popped up on the screen, but it was nothing that could be understood either by the manual or to the casual user. And then the desk charger went/broke. And then it was evil and wasteful to keep filling the Handspring with AAA batteries.

@captainarcee @vga256

They were a lot better than the Handspring line, although some of the plug in modules (when the worked) were cool.

I was Really excited when I got as a gift a GPS module to plug in. I just wish that it actually worked.

@dgar

Spotted: Dick.

@inthehands

PA plate?

"What is this? What are you doing to me?"

"We are taking a small amount of your virginal blood to reanimate Dracula!"

"Ha-ha...! The joke is on you! I am no longer a virgin."

"Ha-ha...! No, the joke is on you! It's actually a Sybian with fifteen speeds...!"

< Screaming and groaning >

#Monsterdon

"She's saying something. Move closer."
< Agggghh... >
"what did she say?"
"Your knee is in my chest..."

#Monsterdon

@bmacDonald94

... Only when people can hear it...

@bmacDonald94

"You're No Good" - Linda Ronstadt

@bmacDonald94

"Let me take your order back to the kitchen. I'll be just a moment..."

@bmacDonald94

https://inv.nadeko.net/embed/_bj_32QeAaU?t=33

@bmacDonald94

( Will it play for you at all...? )

Y?

N?

Please respond.

@bmacDonald94

< Needs background music >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0vJNp5asqc

@jeffowski

Could you imagine if Jerusalem or Bethlehem had pot as a cash crop way back then...?

@jacklaridian

When I say I'm like an animal in bed, it means I'l jump on the bed at 3:30 AM, cry for my owner to play with me, walk around her, walk On her, eat her hair, purr, and fall asleep at at her feet.

@liztai
My post does not take food from your mouth nor does it shove food into your mouth.

It evaluates the food against it's cost.

Random...? Whatever.

#HorseToWater #Drink

@liztai

But McDonalds is over priced, may still have listeria onions, and often tastes like crap.

Just because Rump likes to eat crap doesn't mean you have to.

@aral

"Americans: our founding fathers are rolling in their graves…

No they’re not. A whole bunch of them were slavers. You built your country on genocide and slavery. Get the fuck over yourselves."

And your country was built by Who???

Mass Murderer Stalin...?

Go Get F-cked... or better yet stand still and Let Ukraine Do It For You...