Notices by Allan Chow (grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange)

All my memories before my wife were merely configuration presets for when I became self aware the moment I met her.

Do NOT mention that you were in the same situation as a scene in a drama to your partner.

Does anyone have opinions on durable jeans cuz my jeans don't last more than 2 yrs now.

Westbound lake and 294 forcing you onto a toll road due to construction has got to be some sort of racket #chicago

@kaia cheese is the cheat code ngl

@seanbala @terrigarland @dbsalk going for the seasonal appetizer rotation is worth going alone

@seanbala @dbsalk cursed times.

@dbsalk @seanbala I am definitely a fan of cornmeal crust!

The wife is extremely partial to papa dels in Champaign which is more bready

@dbsalk I have yet to see someone brave enough to post a pic of a deep dish that was just eaten with a spoon and just the crust is left

@skinnylatte how big is the shared border

@kaia plot twist they were like what do you mean sandbox

@GossiTheDog I think it's mainly generally up to the people on your instance!

@mekkaokereke I swear the number of colleague dads at work that will gather and shout its praises on a zoom call is rather frightening I can only assume it is a cult

@mekkaokereke dad's and bluey, man.

@WarnerCrocker Joe Buck is the Nickelback of sports broadcasters

@WarnerCrocker people still preferring this over Joe Buck

@WarnerCrocker before I click the link.

Absolutely not. Technology is the will of those who control it but at scale. Nothing more nothing less.

This stinky tofu ramen has the word "delicious" on the tofu pouch just in case you hesitate.

Two of my uncles asked to add me on LINE and they pretty much just text me 早安 (good morning) 晚安 (good night) with absolutely no response to my replies

Guhhhh I don't want to think about work right now.