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@FlashMobOfOne

(might want to add a CW because more people might boost)

I tried for quite some time during previous Twitter quasi-collapses to get more U.S. Greens over here. But none were interested and after a while I just gave up. 🤷 Mostly where I "meet" them now is on YouTube. Lord help us all.

@FlashMobOfOne

You know I am.

And I have the permanent brow furrows to prove it. :D

@FlashMobOfOne

Yep. Almost everyone who votes just seesawing back and forth between Daddy Who Beats Me and Mommy Who Beats Me. It's maddening.

@FlashMobOfOne

They really think that somehow before the ruling nobody had trouble "accessing," or died. They really think a fucking switch got flipped just because a Dem became President. When more likely the press didn't play up that stuff very much because it didn't fit the dominant narrative.

They honest-to-god CANNOT tell politics from sports.

@FlashMobOfOne

Whenever someone drops the t-word, you should demand to know which weapons corp. they work for and how much they make. lol

It's entirely possible that the laughing sadist Harris is just itching to start a full-blown multi-national war as she exits just to try and "own" Trump.

@FlashMobOfOne

lol My first pick was Viva Las Vegas.

At least Adams, Mapps, and Gonzalez have all been sent packing, I think. Fuck those guys.

@FlashMobOfOne

You can trust 'em like the weather. Like the weather pre-climate change.

They'll always be like this. XTC's Scarecrow People.

@FlashMobOfOne

I bet if anyone really cared enough to crunch the numbers, it would turn out that many, many subgroups are heavily in the ranks of non-voters. But that's just me.

@FlashMobOfOne

Balancing a 3' stack of campaign literature and a pot of black coffee on my nose to amuse you.

@FlashMobOfOne

I swear I can't remember the last time I saw a contested judgeship here.

Maybe it's better that way since our ballot will already have a ton of other stuff on it.

@FlashMobOfOne

My problem is that I enjoy looking haggard and vaguely threatening since I'm already partnered anyway. :D

@FlashMobOfOne @AnOldGuy

Last I heard, Nader was no longer promoting the GP because he says there's too many college-educated people in it or something. Pretty funny for a guy who's himself college educated. But okay. "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one."

Desperate Dems might actually interpret that as "Nader Tells Stein To Drop Out" but somehow I doubt that's actually what he meant. lol

@FlashMobOfOne

Live a little.

That's almost $100 less than I have to pay to get my teeth cleaned while uninsured. ;)

@FlashMobOfOne @carrideen

Yeah, that's what I normally do. I had just had a hellish day already everywhere else, the time I "threw the book."

@FlashMobOfOne @carrideen

That thing where cars take over the whole crosswalk when traffic is awful is for real one of my biggest pet peeves in life.

One time a woman did that to me, forcing me into the oncoming traffic coming the other way. I was carrying a THICK hardback from the library and I slammed it down on her hood as hard as I could.

"Scared now, Jaggoff? GOOD! So was I when I had 10 impatient motorists coming at me a second ago. Go to hell."

@FlashMobOfOne @diedofheartbreak

They're not ignoring it. They love it.

"ACAB" was just a pose to move merchandise and "own" Trump.

@FlashMobOfOne @diedofheartbreak

Watching that woman jabber on about dreams and small businesses and opportunity and all the warmed-over Reagan bullshit takes another year off my life every time I subject myself to it.

People call it "word salad." If I were a salad, I'd call my lawyer.

@FlashMobOfOne @welshpixie

Judaism provides an automatic win here, IMHO. It always has, though I didn't *always* appreciate that as a child.

@FlashMobOfOne

So tired of seeing Vox and the rest of these smarmy shitheels on my TL. No matter how many times I mute, there's always more.

Just go ahead and openly crow over all the dead and maimed, you assholes. Swim in your filthy money like Scrooge McDuck but without the charm. You obviously really really want to. Just own it like Trump does.

@FlashMobOfOne Too late. All the rancors are vegetarian now. ;)