Notices by Dunbar's Number (sabrew4k3@eattherich.club)

I don't think people realise just how shit their phone keyboards are. For years I was using #MinuumKeyboard and it was a great experience. I didn't have to type precisely because the algorithm would use press position and the previous word to guess what I was trying to type.

Now I'm using #GBoard and it's stupid as hell. There's nothing smart about it. No #MachineLearning nothing. I know there's zealots that hate the idea of #AI and by extension #ML. But bear in mind, all #Minuum machine learning was done on-device.

Typing is so laborious now. It's slow and painful and I'm constantly forced to do what should be the job of the processor.

Honestly, keyboards were supposed to be the next frontier is tech warring but unfortunately the big bastards shut everyone else. I still lament the fact that #Mozilla didn't even have the balls or foresight to give it a go. Imagine a well supported #OpenSource #keyboard that could sync your dictionary to your other devices via your own #selfhosted server. Instead #Google gave us GBoard which doesn't even try and #Microsoft have #SwiftKey which stopped trying when they bought it. Both are super happy to farm their users for #LLM data though.

It's a damn shame.

@StrangeNoises @GreenSkyOverMe I can't help you survive if you get stranded, but I can sort out the band for a party 🥹

How far away am I from being fluent in German? I just had a micro daydream where I was in a group chat with @GreenSkyOverMe and my first word was "Glockenspiel" 🫠

So pretty far 😂

Do you know something I find really jarring about #Mastodon apps? Why is the media tab on profiles a timeline? I just wanna see an overview of pictures/videos. I have never once pressed that tab and thought, yay something to scroll through. It's a weird standard practice that makes no sense. Even on #Moshidon.

The power of the mullet couldn't be stymied.

Nobody with a mullet should be allowed to win any trophies. #Olympics24

If anyone asks me about the #Fediverse, the first port of call will always be to find a good instance. Whether #Mastodon or #Lemmy or others. Having an instance admin that gives a shit is pivotal to your experience.

I'm not in the weeds of high tension discussions most of the time and so miss out on most of the trolls trolling. The only malicious racism I've faced was in one of the black mastodon groups. But being on here without a good admin is like being in a house during a storm without a roof.

Should people have to think about what their admin is like before they choose their instance? Honestly, yes. If we want a new type of Internet, we need to learn how to make educated decisions.

That doesn't mean that there's not problems with racists, bigots and trolls and that it's not a community problem. But I know that everyone that has moved house has checked out their new home first and made sure it had a roof.

@GreenSkyOverMe it's cheering. If you see a football player dribbling with the ball, you shout, "go on my son!" I was trying to translate that 🥺

@GreenSkyOverMe Ich habe versucht, den deutschen Konkurrenten zu unterstützen

@GreenSkyOverMe Es ist okay "kommt meine Frau" Beim Anblick der deutschen Olympia-Frauen Sagen?

Let me say this and let me say this clearly. If a platform is coding in allowances for #antiblack verbage, that's a terrible platform. There's no ifs, buts or maybes.

Trying to then recreate the same circumstances here that allow for that is senseless. If you want to empower minorities on #mastodon, you need to create communities elsewhere. Centralising on a single instance is shooting yourself in the foot.

If you want social media equality…
If you want social media progression…
If you want to overthrow the system…
If you aren't in the one percent…
If you are different…
If you are the same…
If you are fighting…
If you are an ally…
…GET THE FUCK OFF THE HUGE INSTANCES AND ERODE THAT POWER!

Centralisation Never, Decentralisation Now!

Phil Foden after his shot hit the post. #NEDENG

@GreenSkyOverMe I thought that was universal

@zeitschlag @GreenSkyOverMe was ein schön Katze!

When people speak #English but with #German grammar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=50jkO2s4Sp0

😂😂😂

CC @GreenSkyOverMe

#Deutsch

@DaveWhittle @GreenSkyOverMe if there's one thing us Brits excel at, it's only caring about ourselves with unrivaled short-term vision.

@dansup @oblomov where is everyone thinking of going? And why not PixelFed?

@darnell @verge I'm a huge fan, I wear one everyday. I wouldn't pay more than £200 for it though. Truth be told, I only own it because I got it free with my Pixel 8 Pro.

@BeAware ooh, that's exciting!

Cannot wait for #mastodon to add #AI powered auto #AltTagging