Notices by RealGene ☣️ (realgene@hachyderm.io)

@skinnylatte
And the stalker and his concubine closed the actual schools they built for brown kids:

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/us/school-closure-zuckerberg-chan.html

@dalias
It's going to be a nightmare when all the foreign and domestic surveillance devices interfere with each other.

They really need to hold a spectrum auction before this goes too far…

@dalias

@skinnylatte @Holberg
Faneuil Hall is full of out-of-state *tourist* super mutants. You want South Boston.

@skinnylatte
…and half the population that have, or will have, enlarged prostates.

@skinnylatte
Delta *passive* aggressively hates everyone.

@skinnylatte
"Petabucks"

@skinnylatte
"Prepare a performance review of [CEO]"

@molly0xfff
Ah, the Three of Diamonds and the Four of Clubs…

@molly0xfff
Swoosie Kurtz in True Stories (1986)

@molly0xfff
If your conman is too stupid to come up with the tale , you should find a better grifter.

@molly0xfff
I have no idea how any of this works, but couldn't you create SKUs that are "1 print and 3 stickers", in a bunch of permutations?

@zachleat
Um, Home Assistant's entire reason for being is decentralized, local control.

As long as my LAN/WLAN works, so does the majority of my automation.

No WAN/cloud required.