Notices by milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world), page 7
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homie picked a spot for the sonic 3 movie and he decided to get his spot right between 2 couples
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AAAAAA i can deal with one woman at a time but god gave me 3
i had to go to the physician to make a date for the firefighter examination test, there were like 3 young women at the receptionist table.
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WHAT MADE IT EVEN WORSE, I WAS SO STRESSED, BUT I KEPT MY SMILE, AND WAS TALKING SUPER SLOWLY, IT MADE IT EVEN WORSEEEEE AAAAAAAA STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@sun yeah, change it to something like, skibidi-plumbworks
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@sun setting a thread to a mode where it just mutes it, and then has a bot make snarky remarks in your stead
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@sun racist soap so you and your country are equally clean
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watching vchubas is like fentanyl for the soul
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@zonk @vaartis nigga you post a variation of "i could really go for a cock in my mouth right now" every day
what do you mean some of your followers didn't know
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@GrungeQueef @teto @absurdlyobfuscated why can't you niggas like something normal like rape or armpits
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lol fucking kid was playing with a knife and waving it around like a retard, and i told him to stop it before he does something stupid and he just says "you can't tell me what to do".
and when i stood up immedietly he got scared and gave it to me.
i fucking love being a scary looking guy sometimes
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women kinks: it has to be on a tuesday night with him on a dracula costume, and making the "ha ha ha"
men kinks: i can only get hard when i'm on a unicycle
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@VD15 @druid holy shit dishonored reference
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@jeffcliff HELLO LADIES OF THE FEDIVERSE, BEHOLD MY REQUEST FOR PARTNERSHIP.
I AM A LONE HALF TURK MAN IN SWITZERLAND, IN NEED OF A PARTNER TO FILL THE VOID WITHIN. (I AM 191 CMS TALL)
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE:
FIGHTING GAMES
FIGHTING (IN REAL LIFE, IN THE STREET)
BAD WRITING (IN A SINGULAR .ORG FILE HIDDEN IN MY COMPUTER)
FITNESS
SCREAMING AT STRANGERS ONLINE
SCREAMING AT MINORITIES (INCLUDING MY OWN RACE)
I LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL AND PEOPLE THINK I'M INTO BAD BUSINESS BUT I AM ACTUALLY A SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN.
I HAVE GYNOPHOBIA SO YOU WILL HAVE TO BE PATIENT TOO BUT I HOPE YOU WILL BE THERE TO HELP ME WITH MY THERAPY
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I REALISED I DON'T KNOW ANY DATING APPS, WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE
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@mangeurdenuage i'm the milkman which option do you think i'm choosin
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ireading62@x.com
SERAS VICTORIA SAVE ME
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@burner HEROES RISE AGAIN
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@burner NO THINKING CAN STOP YOU NOW
NO GHOSTS TO BRING YOU DOWN
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@burner will miss you bro, always sad when we have another funny guy going away
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@kaia KARATE CHOP
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@sickburnbro rube goldberg text recognition software
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