Notices by milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world)
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@nyanide no better time than now, where do i do it?
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i did not want to see a pregnant windows-chan in my feed, neither did my coworker
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@LukeAlmighty my spirit telling me to let her try it because i love her and i want her to have fun but at the same time i do not want to see my mom do it (especially in public!!!) because she didn't exactly want to do something safe either
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@LukeAlmighty it's over, i would off myself on the spot
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@LukeAlmighty at least your mom didn't ask to do cosplay too
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YOOOO I AM ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS
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it is imperative, that i get to carry a cute girl this year, if i can't do it the balance of the world will fall into chaos
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you know those uma musume girls, they're horse girls right? they would have a lot of horsepower i assume.
imagine how good they would be at kicking, imagine the force with which they could stomp your head in, i think about that sometimes.
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@mischievoustomato @Kagekokoro i think much of my experience is because women just like talking to me.
i am pretty big and well built, i would say i am handsome (i got called that by several women), but i also get told i look scary often.
but i also think for whatever reason women just really like my body language lol.
i started noticing times when women wanted to talk to me but were too shy to. and i just start the convo and it goes very smoothly.
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@Kagekokoro @mischievoustomato when women want to talk to you usually they don't just up and say "hey", usually they take glances, what i do is just show a slight smile, and if i get the idea it's a positive reaction it's the OK to just up and talk about anything
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@mischievoustomato @Kagekokoro geniuenly believe women pretend to care about how good looking men are, which is the reason they rate men so low on looks btw.
they can't verbalize it, but geniuenly how handsome you look to them at first glance is actually 80% of how you dress and behave yourself, the rest is what they know about you.
i am good at making first impressions on people.
you can be a fat ugly fuck but if you got the charisma for it really anything goes, so in my case i have it easy since my body language is just copying my dads lol
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i NEEEEEED a woman right now god please spawn a cute girl in my area that i can talk to
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@Kagekokoro I CAN FINALLY TALK TO WOMEN FINE NOW AND I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW FUCKING EMPTY I WAS BEFORE AAAAA
FEMALE PRESENCE IS SPIRITUAL METH
I AM ON WITHDRAWAL
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@Kagekokoro I ACTUALLY LIKE IT WHEN WOMEN LOOK AT ME NOW AND I CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT IT ANYMORE
NEVER TALK TO WOMEN YOU WILL GET HOOKED
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my favorite fun fact about life is about that one time i slept 28 hours straight and they just didn't bother to try waking me up.
i could have just fucking died or gone comatose and they wouldn't have raised eyebrows until day 3
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>DMC show opening uses rollin' - limp bizkit as the op song
yeah society is healing
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profile picture physiognomy is real and i have yet to have it fail me
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@WoodshopHandman americans wanna go back to the bounty hunting days so bad
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@Jens_Rasmussen @VD15 xi jinping
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one of the funniest things is when you're arguing with a woman online and she pulls the "small dick" card.
you laugh, you laugh!
stupid woman doesn't know, and she will never know either, laugh at the fool
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