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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 14:38:52 JST Free Mayonnaise
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nigger, you don't get to force some imaginary language switch based on your trash podcast preferences and some tard notion of what is "old"

PS. all of this thread is an embarrassment to your ancestors and they're telling me they want you thrown in a volcano in ways you can't possible comprehend due to your fluoridated early development

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 14:32:29 JST Free Mayonnaise
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It's 403s not 304s, which is calculator leet speak for HOES.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 04:57:03 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Robert R.
What the fuck is this gaslighting CIA bullshit. Food has literally doubled or tripled up here in pre-bulkanized Chynadian open air gulags and the fag and friends who replaced Freeland were oh noes we took the risk and dropped the overnight rate by 50 pts woooah.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 10:02:55 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Sardonic Smile
I drove down my driveway earlier where my dog had literally just been moments before... I guess I almost killed him.

Why are you writing a screed and posting fucking imdb links ffs lol.

I never said he was a hero, I just said you're making retarded false equivalences. The entire meme is a misnomer and you know it but it's not as useful to call him DisgruntledDozerMan or CityCouncilHaterman. You trotted him out as a bogeyman and just admitting to your own conflation.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 09:49:13 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- djsumdog
- Sardonic Smile
You had me until you brought up killdozer in which the dozer and guy literally killed nobody. "Almost murdered children" is a knee jerk leftist kinda ploy. His dozer crashed into a basement. His complaints against the local officials were justified. Try to stick to facts and not put morality into a blender.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 23:00:07 JST Free Mayonnaise
The word you're looking for is immunity. I get it that the meaning of the word is lost on 99.9999% of people after the past 5 years, which is synonymous with "you're home free".

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 13:37:02 JST Free Mayonnaise
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That's something a retard would say about some bullshit globalist agenda The Science<tm> agenda involving a fundamental molecule required for all life on this planet turned into perpetual taxation and a tyrannical prison planet all because you have a shit relationship with your father and can't get pregnant to get yourself grounded in reality.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 13:37:00 JST Free Mayonnaise
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Something a retarded boomer would say.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 11:54:13 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- anemone
You are retarded.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 11:53:58 JST Free Mayonnaise
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You are, also, retarded.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 20:56:09 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
porque es muy estupido sin la cultura evidamente no bueno taco bell

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 20:56:08 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
ya he dicho la idiota

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:25 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
Ceci n'est pas une femme, c'est un png.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:23 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
- Salty Ocean Freedom
Duchamps whispered in my ear and told me in perfect French to tell you, "fuck you".

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:21 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
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Stick to your boxed powder'd chese Macaroni if you can't find Belgium on a map.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:20 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
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never said you were American, you are much dummer

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:19 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
- Salty Ocean Freedom
you and other dum ppl

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:18 JST Free Mayonnaise
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- Maija (SPW Arc)
- Salty Ocean Freedom
I wouldn't feed that nutrtionless carb to my neighbors dog that I hate (neighbor not dog) that doesn't exist

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:17 JST Free Mayonnaise
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I'm instituting a new embargo of poking fun at Putler supporters even if they have shitposter in their domain, sorry. Our interactions have been cancelled. I must go watch Zelensky dancing in heels now. He's a real woman.

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Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@gigaohm.bio)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 17:10:15 JST Free Mayonnaise
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"I love putin"
see, I knew it.

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Accidentally left out in the sun at the summer picnic. Olympic medalist in bullshit detection. Trust no one and verify. Begrudgingly often the only (grumpy) adult in the room. Use emojis to agree with me or else.Unofficial motto: Light 'em up, burn 'em down,intellectual shitposterly speaking.

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